#hawks vs jackets

[equallyshaw]

PATTY WITH THE OPENING GOAL

[d1s1ntegrated]

dabi and hawks fighting over reader🫣

luv ur workss!!!!😩😩😩💗💗💗

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much to be desired

dabi vs hawks x reader <3

crossposted to my ao3!

cw: dirty talk, unprotected, threesome - F/M/M, sadomasochism, multiple positions, doggy, missionary, oral, rough, biting, dacryphilia, light somnophilia, why choose?mutual pining, backshots, slight breeding kink if u squint, dabi has a pain kink, wing play, wing kink, hawks has really sensitive wings, dabi has a lotttt of piercings, minor cuckolding, pet names, hair pulling, slight choking, really descriptive smut lol, no use of y/n, blank name space instead, fem!afab!reader, overstimulation, multiple orgasms

wc: ~4300 words

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you didn't think the boys were ever actually fighting. their dynamic was just like that. as their roommate, you witnessed a lot of fights and bickering that could be comparable to an old married couple, but you never made anything of it. after all, at the end of the day, the two were inseparable- with you squished between them, of course. at all times.

but when you came home late at night, slightly tipsy from the bar, and stumbled into kiego's arms...touya just about lost it.

"c'mere, ________. come here baby, lemme take care of you" keigo's soft voice whispers in your ear as you cling to him, smelling the expensive cologne on his chest.

"yo, keeg, i got 'er." touya's rough hand grabs at your shoulder and keigo smacks his hand away.

"nuh uh, crispy, go smoke a cigarette or something" the winged man snaps at touya as he slips your jacket off your arms.

"tch, you dont know what the hell you're doing anyways." touya extends his hand back out to you, and you grasp it gently. he leads you away from keigo, who trails behind the both of you like a predator on prey. he sits on the armchair across from you, leaning forward and placing his chin in his hands as touya takes your hair down, smoothing out the tangles. keigo rolls his eyes and huffs as he sits next to you, handing you a water bottle.

"how much did you drink, angel?" keigo asks, rubbing your face with a loose feather. touya reaches out and yanks the feather away before you can even answer, flicking it back to keigo. you shake your head and shrug. you didn't really have a lot, and it's already slightly wearing off, but saké has one hell of a kick to it. not to mention the walk home took a toll on you.

"not a lot. just enough..." you smile, and touya chuckles.

"that's my girl" he says, and keigo chokes back a laugh.

"somethin' funny, chicken?" touya leans back, crossing a leg. he taps the arm of the couch impatiently as keigo shakes his head.

"well, i mean, it's laughable that you're calling her yours," the blonde smirks in his seat, fiddling with one of his own feathers. his face remains unbothered as he continues, "as if her standards are that low".

the black haired man scoffs. he stands with a sickly smile, jabbing a finger in keigo's direction. "if i'm the low standard, you must be real shit, huh?" he spins to face you, as you rub the heat on your cheeks away with the palms of your hands. "_______, who would you pick?" he asks, raising a brow.

you furrow your brows for a moment. "in regards to what, exactly?". you can't lie, this whole conversation was confusing enough, but pair it with sakura-flavored liquor and two men who both suck at communicating...it sounds like he's asking you to decipher hieroglyphics right now.

"i dunno. just pick. me," he gestures to himself with a dramatic flair, "or him". he hides his face from keigo with one hand and shoves a finger to his mouth. the childlike motion makes you laugh, and shake your head.

"if i'm supposed to be mediating this pissing contest, count me out boys." you raise your hands in defeat and stand from your seat, still swaying a bit. "i'm gonna go lay down" you purse your lips into a thin smile and the two men watch as you trail off to your room. they immediately snap back, staring daggers into each other before kiego springs up and they both run for your door. you hear the cacophony of feet outside your door, but just sigh. the handle jiggles for a moment as you undress, ignoring the light knocking and mumbling from the other side.

"stupid boys", you shake your head as you change into comfier clothes. this wasn't the first time you'd been caught in the middle of their little spats, and it certainly wouldn't be the last. however, all you needed right now was some goddamned peace and quiet.

you open the curtains, letting the city lights glimmer in through the windows. you fling yourself on the bed, grateful for the silence. a few minutes pass as you stare at the ceiling, the question still tumbling around in your head. in what world would you want to choose? you loved the boys equally, you essentially labelled them a package deal for you. also, in what world would they care anyways? to your knowledge, they considered you just another bro anyways. sure, they called you things like baby and angel and pretty girl, but that was par for the course with two male roommates. of course they learned how to braid your hair and they bought you refills of your makeup or skincare when it ran out, or your favorite snacks on your period. of course touya always invited you outside for a smoke, and always lit it for you. why wouldn't keigo always tag you with a feather when you went out, for safety reasons? they loved you, but certainly not, no, never in that way. right? they cared as much as most men would care, right?

your silence was abruptly ended by the sound of knocking, again. you stand from the bed, groaning slightly as you unlock the door. it pushes open swiftly as touya enters, his tall stature shadowing you as he grabs you, warm hands cupping your face. before you can ask why, or what he's doing, he leans down and kisses you feverishly. your mind slips as his lips crush yours, the cool metal of his piercings brushing against your soft mouth. you exhale heavily as you taste him, smoke and salt enveloping you. his hands trail down the curve of your spine to grab your ass, squeezing it as he nips at your bottom lip with sharp teeth.

your brain sputters as you try to understand what he's doing, but you lose to the greater thought of how badly you wanted him. it had crossed your mind-you wondered how the boys tasted, how they felt to kiss, how badly they'd stretch you out if you let them-but it was all just silly intrusive thoughts. late at night, when you felt lonely, you'd imagine crawling into bed with one or both of them, letting them have their way with you. the thought would comfort you to sleep, but you never imagined any part of it coming to fruition. now, with touyas hands running rampantly all over your body, it feels dreamlike.

you sink into his touch further, letting him push you back onto your bed as his tongue begs for intrusion. it slips in, and you slide yours past his lips, feeling his piercing tickling the inside of your mouth. you moan into the kiss, feeling him smile at the sound.

as you wrap your arms around him, you feel a soft tickle against the back of your hand. you grasp at it, feeling it crush slightly between your fingers, and you break the kiss. still speechless, you look behind touya to see keigo standing there, propped in the doorway. the sight of him shocks you-its not that you forgot about him, but you weren't expecting to see him looming against the doorframe, watching with a narrow gaze.

you realize then what you had grasped, and hastily release it as he summons it back, grabbing it with a lazy hand.

"i guess this is your way of answering the question, eh?" his voice is lower then usual, almost like he's trying to smother his annoyance. but it still rings true in your ear, and you shake your head.

touya doesn't shift his position, but stares at you with half-lidded eyes as you speak. as if on cue, keigo chuckles and closes the door behind him, locking it quietly.

"you know, touya, if you wanted her so bad, you should've said something earlier." his words bite as he approaches the bed, throwing his shirt to the floor effortlessly before crawling right up next to the both of you. touya snickers as keigo snakes a hand between you, tracing your silhouette with his soft fingers. you don't protest his touch, and he recognizes that, as he shoves touya slightly to press a warm, gentle kiss to your already-swollen lips. you immediately shiver as you realize what's happening, and you let the feeling tangle your mind.

keigo is different than touya. he's softer, slower, sweeter. his lips taste like coffee and honey, and as his scruff tickles your chin, you melt. to have one of them, you begin thinking, would be blasphemous. because the mix of the two feels like something even heaven couldn't replicate.

he pulls away from the kiss and strokes your face as he turns to touya, who's watching intensely from above the both of you.

"how about we give our angel a better way to choose, hm?" keigo nudges the scarred man with a smile, "let her experience it first, let us both show her the best so she can decide".

touya grins at the proposition, tilting his head back a bit at the thought. "it's her choice" he looks back down at you, that same grin splayed wide on his sharp face. "what do you say, pretty girl?"

your eyes widen as you take in the thought. without further contemplation, you nod, allowing the men to finally have you. your heart swells, unable to comprehend your own joy as they both let their hands free on your body, groping and grabbing wherever they can. they kiss and nip at you like starving dogs, taking a side of you each before they both grab at the hem of your shirt, yanking it over your head with ease. touya depravedly goes for your pants, tearing them off you without warning as keigo now cups one of your breasts, pinching a nipple between his thumb and forefinger. you moan out at the sensation, your eyes glossing over with pure lust. he takes a feather and motions as it drags up your side, sending a shiver from deep inside to course through you.

touya doesn't worry about your underwear as he greedily yanks the fabric to the side, dipping his head between your thights. he licks a thick stripe up to your clit, the cold air clashing with your already-soaked folds. he groans as his tongue sinks into you, the piercing rubbing up against the bundle of nerves just enough to get you to suck in a gasp. his nails dig into your thigh, his fingers heating up on the soft flesh as he squeezes. you grit your teeth as the pain and pleasure mix, feeling the skin under his hands swell with heat. keigo shifts up, grabbing your face and cradling you as touya devours you, his tongue working rapid movements around your clit. he kisses you again, a bit more crazed this time, his wings puffed straight behind him as his tongue collides with yours. he moans gently as you bite his lip, unable to hide your upcoming orgasm. he chuckles into your mouth before you pull him in deeper, your other hand grasping at touya's thick black hair, shoving his face even deeper into you. you cry out, wrapping your hand into keigo's wings as you get closer and closer, the waves washing over you. he whimpers out, shuddering as your fingers tangle with the crimson fluff, unable to control his impulses.

"right there, angel" his golden eyes roll back slightly, long thick lashes fluttering. you tighten your grasp, and he moans loudly. from below, touya chuckles as his tongue laps up at you as you're sent over the edge. you freeze for a moment before your body shatters, your eyes squeezing shut as your thighs tighten around touya's face. you moan a string of obscenities as the flood rushes through your burning body. your cries only entice the two men further, as they both smile at you. touya pulls up for a breath, then turns to keigo.

"you want a taste, birdie?" he smiles, his lips glistening with your essence as your juices drip off his chin. keigo dutifully nods, and touya stands up to allow for the swap. he strips his bottoms off, including the boxers. you soak in the sight of his scarred body, piercings littering his pretty skin alongside the staples. tracing down the white hair from his navel, his cock stands proudly. metal adornments go up his shaft to his delicate red tip, gleaming under city lights. keigo even raises his brows before replicating touya's actions, his tongue dipping into you immediately. your hips buck up at the stimulation, your body already sensitive from the both of them.

touya comes back to the bed, but instead of laying beside you, he sits directly on your chest, muscular thighs warming your ears.

"be a good girl for me, open your mouth" he commands with a low tone, and your jaw slackens. you draw your tongue out as his hand works up and down his length for a few strokes. he slides it in slowly, and you wrap your lips around it gratefully, letting your tongue form around the girthy shape. you trace the little metal beads with it as he thrusts gently into your mouth, groaning as he watches you take the full length with a gag. "that's it," he says with a hiss, "take my cock."

you lick and suck around it, feeling him shake as he perches on you. he moans loudly as you cry, the gagging sending hot tears to stream down your face. he laughs lowly and continues to thrust into you before whispering, "use your teeth, baby, i know you wanna". you sob as your mouth finally relaxes a bit, your teeth grazing against the delicate flesh. he takes a thumb and wipes the tears from your face, licking it off with a crazed moan. his cock leaks down your throat, and you can feel from his incessant twitching that he's close. you let your jaw clamp just a bit tighter, his piercings rubbing against your bottom molars.

keigo sends you over the edge again with fat, lazy licks alternating with snake-like flitting against your clit. his fingers grab your hips as he presses himself further into you as you rut against his sweet mouth, moaning in sync with you as he grinds down into the mattress, edging himself on your pleasure. touya feels your mouth loosen a bit as you orgasm again, and looks down at you with a sadistic smile. he shoves his cock all the way in again, choking you again with the size as keigo licks you clean, sending overstimulated crackles through your legs.

touya leans back as keigo lifts his head, and grabs the blonde by the nape of his neck. his face is slicked, and he's panting. as touya pulls him closer, he smiles, licking a canine before he's yanked into a very sloppy and aggressive kiss. your body seizes at the sight, the two men grasping and groping at each other the same way they did to you just moments ago. touya's cock jumps as keigo moans, and the two pull away with a thick string of saliva mixed with your fluids.

"i was just about to cum in her pretty mouth" the pierced man says, annoyance coating his words.

"this ain't about you" keigo says unbothered as he slides off the bed, his wings puffed as he fully undresses. his tan skin glows under the low lights of the room, his muscles rippling with the contrast. your eyes focus on his equally impressive cock- it's clean shaven, only slightly lengthier than touya's, with a soft pink tip. your eyes dart between his and touya's, unable to hide your excitement as he re-approaches the bed. touya slides off your chest without a word, and the two men kneel by your feet.

"heads or tails, baby?" keigo coos at you, and you tilt your head. he shakes his head, waving a finger. "nuh-uh, just pick" his voice teases, heavy with craving. "dont overcomplicate it".

"uhm, i dont...heads, i guess?" you stumble over your words, and he nods. he moves and lays against the headboard next to you, spreading his legs a bit. touya notices your confusion and extends his hand to you, pulling you into an upright position.

he kisses your neck lazily before whispering in your ear. "turn around". it isn't an offer, rather an instruction, so you nod and turn to face keigo. touya grabs your waist and shifts you between the hero's legs, then pushes your upper back so you fold.

"tch, hands and knees, pretty girl." he smacks your ass as you move into the position, your back arching sleazily. he hums in approval and teases your entrance with his leaking cock, and you feel the fluids mixing. you instinctively press yourself back, trying to already take it before he stops you. he leans over you, his body warming yours as he wraps a hand around your throat.

"don't be so eager, slut. and be nice to keigo, too" he spits as his grip tightens, then releasing as you dip your head down to meet keigo's cock. the winged man looks down, stroking your chin as he wraps his fingers around the base of his shaft, extending the length even further as he presses down. the tip brushes against your pouty lips, and you open your mouth, drool already spilling out before you lower your head down. you moan around the size as it twitches, and touya slaps your ass with a cupped hand, the sound reverberating around the room. he pushes into you slowly, the sheer size of it causing you to buckle as it stretches your painfully-tight hole. he growls as you adjust to him.

he starts with slow, deep strokes as your mouth works on keigo. the both of them moan and huff with pleasure, and touya picks up the pace. his thrusts force kiego further down your throat, the same tears beginning to sprout from your eyes again as the pain and euphoria battle inside of you. with a moan, keigo throws his head back and laces his fingers into your hair, keeping it away from your face as your drool drips down his throbbing cock. you swallow as his precum slides down your tongue. his wings, previously pressed against the headboard, wrap around him as he shakes. you resist the urge to reach out and grab one of them, knowing it'll throw you off balance.

as keigo reaches his orgasm, touya thrusts into you rapidly, roughly. he snakes his own hand into your hair as keigo's grip loosens, and he yanks your head back forcefully as you and kiego both near orgasm.

"wanna fill you so badly, i love how good you're taking our cocks baby" he draws out, shoving your head back town to keigo, who's shaking and panting, near begging to finish. as you take him back in your mouth, he begins to fill your mouth with sticky strings of cum. his moans are loud and breathy as he calls out your name, his eyes squeezing shut and his legs tightening. he thrusts into your mouth from below, and you force yourself to swallow it all before it begins to leak from your lips. his wings jut out, the feathers ridged, some shooting loose as he rides out his orgasm. as you clench around touya, he smacks your ass and reaches around to press and flat finger to your clit, rubbing it as you squeam and shatter around his cock. bliss overtakes the three of you, touya roughly slamming into you with a clapping noise before he rapidly pulls out, and you feel as he shoots thick white ropes all over your ass and back, a string of curses coming out in the form of moaning alongside it.

your body collapses, drenched in overstimulation as you cry out. even after three orgasms, you still crave more. your mind is still broken, the only thought being the image of the two boys using you. you feel waves of darkness washing over you, the heat and endorphins flooding your vision as it all goes dark.

you awaken on your back, your head still spinning. you blink up, trying to let the light slowly seep back into your sight. to your left, touya lays lazily, a scarred hand slowly stroking his cock as he watches you. for a moment, you can't see kiego, but then you feel him as he slowly, gently slips the tip of his cock inside of you. from above, he watches you wake, a sly smile painting his face. you stir under him, still cloudy as he pumps inside of you. he leans down, kissing your cheeks and neck, your pussy ultimately clenching around his length. you feel a deep, throbbing ache in side of you, causing you to hiss in pain. he tuts at you quietly before kissing you languidly, sighing as he tastes himself on your lips.

he breaks the kiss, his motions speeding up, and touya leans down to take his place.

"welcome back," he teases, licking up the side of your neck. his charcoal hair tickles your face as he sucks on your throat, just below your ear. you gasp quietly, unable to produce a sound louder. kiego slides his hand between the both of you and toys with your poor clit again with a thumb, his cock rubbing right against your spot. as much as your body wants to protest it, it's already close again as he abuses the bundle of nerves. you pull keigo in closer, lacing your shaky fingers between the base of his crimson wings. he cries out as you both work each other up, with touya swapping between the both of you with sanguine kisses and bites. a few to your neck, nipple, or face, and then a few to kiego's side, arm, and ear.

you feel your fourth orgasm rush over you as kiego fucks you, his hips rutting into you achingly. touya fists at his cock desperately as he watches, his breathing matching everyone else's as you spasm, clenching tightly around keigo's thick cock.

"fuck, angel, my god, you're so tight," he pounds into your spent hole even harder, his hands gripping the bedding. you weaken under him, your body going loose as he relentlessly tortures you with his length. his citrine eyes lock with yours, a primal glaze washed over them. his core tightens and he slams himself against your cervix repeatedly, worsening the bruise on it. "touya was nice enough to leave you nice and fuckin' clean for me" he breathes out, his voice much deeper and aggressive compared to his usual bubbly tone. your eyes widen in both fear and anticipation as his nails dig into your shoulders. touya's own moans grow louder next to you as he finishes again, splaying the sheets with pearlescent cum. keigo watches as the cum leaks out of the scarred man and it sends him over the edge. he shoves himself as deep as he can, dragging his sharp nails down your arms as he fills you, and you feel the heat rush into you furiously as he cries out with a low guttural groan. his wings shoot back out, more feathers exploding off of him, making a mess of the room as he makes a mess of you. your body quivers as he pulls out, panting, and your legs immediately snap shut in pain. there's a deep throbbing inside of you, but you cant help but still feel exuberant.

both boys sigh and collapse on the bed next to you. touya wipes a strand of hair from your face as kiego kisses your cheek gently, none of you having the energy to speak. you all lay there for a few seconds before keigo gets up and leaves, returning with a wet cloth and a towel a few seconds later.

touya sits up and helps to wipe you and himself off, and kiego does the same. they lock eyes for a moment, and touya speaks.

"d'ya have an answer, pretty girl?" he asks you gently, still cleaning you up. you shake your head and close your eyes, not bothering to filter your response.

"both".

your indifference causes them to both pause and laugh.

"both?" keigo raises a brow, and hands you a water bottle.

you take a sip and nod. "mhm."

"you heard her, drumstick," touya starts with a breathy chuckle, "why make her choose?" he shrugs and raises his hands, taking the water bottle from you after.

keigo slips into bed with the both of you, a shit-eating grin plastering his golden features. he reaches and drapes an arm over you, holding you close. "i guess we can't ask you to make a decision now, hm?" he tucks himself into you a bit, the scent of sweat and his cologne swirling around your senses.

touya nods and rubs his thumb along your bottom lip before kissing you. "no, we wont make you choose right now" he confirms, settling in on the other side, hand resting on your thigh. he pulls the covers over all of you and sighs, his eyes closing softly as he sinks into exhaustion.

you finally crash from the second-wind, and yawn before coming to rest between the two, humming contentedly at the revelation of your deepest fantasies. you smile at the consensus- you can have the both of them. your mind eases as your own eyes flutter shut, enjoying the warmth and comfort of the two.

"we'll try again tomorrow" touya mumbles with a smirk.

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thank u for the ask! enjoy <3

also this was poorly proofread, i apologize for any typos!

[lindyr]

How Elain feels about Lucien vs Azriel:

Lucien:

As Lucien took off his jacket, kneeling before Elain. She cringed away from the coat, from him-

Azriel:

Azriel knelt before her.. gently removed the gag from her mouth. “Are you hurt?” She shook her head, devouring the sight of him as if not quite believing it. “You came for me.”  Azriel scooped up Elain, looping her bound arms around his neck. “Hold tight,” he ordered her, “and don’t make a sound.” Elain glanced between us, but did not tremble. Did not cringe.

Lucien: 

It was the most uncomfortable thirty minutes I could recall. Lucien and Elain sat in stilted silence. Elain had picked up the teacup, and now sipped from it without so much as looking toward him.

Azriel:

Elain sat silently at one of the wrought-iron tables, a cup of tea before her. Azriel was sprawled on the chaise lounge across the gray stones, sunning his wings and reading what looked to be a stack of reports. Already dressed for the Hewn City—the brutal, beautiful armor so at odds with the lovely garden. And my sister within it.

Lucien:

She just ignored him or barely spoke to him until he got the hint and left.

Azriel: 

Elain said to Azriel, perhaps the only two civilized ones here, "Can you truly fly?" He set down his fork, blinking. I might have even called him self-conscious. He said, "Yes. Cassian and I hail from a race of faeries called Illyrians. We’re born hearing the song of the wind. " "That’s very beautiful," she said. "Is it not—frightening, though? To fly so high?" "It is sometimes," Azriel said.

Lucien:

And whether she cared about the bruises on his face, she certainly hadn’t let on.

Azriel:

“It’s for the headaches everyone always gives you. Since you rub your temples so often.” 

Lucien:

I nudged Elain, who blinked at me, then blurted, “You could come to Velaris.” “You’re welcome to stay for the night,” I said, since Elain certainly wasn’t going to. Lucien lowered his hands into his lap and leaned back in the armchair. “Thank you, but I have other plans.” I prayed he didn’t catch the slightly relieved glimmer on Elain’s face. “I don’t think she’ll tolerate two minutes alone with me.” “He brought you a present.” Those doe-brown eyes turned toward me. Sharper than I’d ever seen them. “And that entitles him to my time, my affections?”

Azriel: 

“I can help her,” said Azriel, stepping to the table as Elain silently rose. No shadows at his ear, no darkness ringing his fingers as he extended a hand. Nesta monitored him like a hawk, but kept silent as Elain took his hand, and out they went. It was three by the time the others went to bed. Azriel and Elain remained in the sitting room, my sister showing him the plans she’d sketched to expand the garden in the back of the town house, using the seeds and tools my family had given her tonight.

Lucien:

My sister rose to her feet. “I should get refreshments.” Lucien rose as well. “No need to trouble yourself. I’m- ” But she was already out of the room.

Azriel:

"I should go," Elain said, but made no move to leave.  

Lucien:

Her brown eyes were wary. Usually, that look was reserved for Lucien.

Azriel:

She looked up at him, her face so trusting and hopeful and open.

Lucien:

Though the male had brought a gift for Feyre and one for his mate, who barely thanked him after opening the pearl earrings. Cassian’s heart strained at the pain etching deep into Lucien’s face as he tried to hide his disappointment and longing. Elain only shrank further into herself, no trace of that newfound boldness to be seen.

Azriel:

He set her down gently on the foyer carpet, having carried her in through the front door. Azriel smiled faintly. “Would you like me to show you the garden?” But Elain did not balk from him, did not shy away as she nodded—just once. Azriel, graceful as any courtier, offered her an arm. I couldn’t tell if she was looking at his blue Siphon or at his scarred skin beneath as she breathed, “Beautiful.” “It's beautiful," she whispered, lifting it from the box. The golden faelight shone through the little glass facets, setting the charm glowing with hues of red and pink and white. Azriel let his shadows whisk away the box as she said softly, "Put it on me?" 

Elain's actions, words, and body language make it clear to me that Azriel is the one she has strong feelings for. Feelings that she simply can't hide.

[sergeifyodorov]

Hi cody which of the big names (or lesser known guys that are your blorbos) do u think will play for their team for their entire career and who do u think will leave? Tampa bay is on my hit list for dropping stamkos like that

ohoho this one is FUN... everyone is my blorbo im gonna go through every team and See...

the biggest difficulty in making this list is that like inevitably b/c of the Inevitable Passage Of Time the babies grow up and sometimes they grow up into like. diff ppl... like i imagine rn the sharks and hawks respectively want mack and bedsy to be with them for life... but is that Happening? it's too early to say ... bedsy seems like he might though. he's goodcanadianboy enough.

boston bruins: marchand and pasta are 100% lifers... mcavoy seems like they want him to be a lifer but he hasn't made up his mind yet.

buffalo sabres: if they make the playoffs within the next five years (BIG IF) then i can see one of power or dahlin sticking it out. but at this point i'm pretty sure the only thing that can save the sabres is a serious exorcism and i mean a SERIOUS one so i doubt this'll happen in truth

detroit red wings: larkin. duh.

florida panthers: barkov

montreal canadiens: n/a. see buffalo sabres but replace "power" with "caufield" and "dahlin" with "slafkovsky" . i mean i guess you can put arber on that list but mostly because his career isn't gonna be that long probably

ottawa senators: the one and only THOMAS CHABOT

tampa bay lightning: i WOULD have said stamkos until this offseason... fucking crasy... ok anyway here's my juice: vasy's back injury/surgery have meant he is no longer the goalie he was and i doubt he'll command much after this contract is over. i say 50-50 he leaves vs stays as a reasonable backup/tandem guy. kucherov Wants 2 Win and has a much lower tolerance for Bullshit than stamkos, which means if a competitive price is not being paid for him he will Just Leave. victor hedman is going to be a lifer though

toronto maple leafs: morgan rielly is the only one i know in my heart is a lifer, but only because a) jt was already an islander and b) willy and auston will probably play most of their reasonable careers as leafs and then have like 1-3 seasons somewhere else as ancient old men to Cup Chase One Last Time. don't ask about the other guy you know how i feel about jinxes

carolina hurricanes: n/a

columbus blue jackets: n/a

new jersey devils: n/a... they will try to keep at least 1 hughes but i think we have seen so little of the current devils era (hischier/hughes) that it's hard to say anything about their future atm. can you believe nico was only drafted the year after auston like they haven't gotten off the ground at ALL.

new york islanders: [squints in trying to name islanders]... actually a bunch of lifers looking at it. sorokin. anders lee. barzal if you're nasty. brock nelson. etc

new york rangers: chris kreider FER SURE, igor shesterkin FER MAYBE

philadelphia flyers: see devils re: brink of something new. they're going to try and keep tk forever though

pittsburgh penguins: do i REALLY have to say anything here

washington capitals: Do I Really Have To Say Anything Here

chicago blackhawks: was about to make another bad seth jones contract joke here before remembering he's already played on a different team. no further comment

colorado avalanche: natemac has made it pretty damn clear he wants to stay an av forever, because sidcros stayed a penguin forever. do what you will with that information

dallas stars: jamie benn definitely, but everyone else is too young to say something about or has been on other teams already. good luck with your jrob21 contract negotiations stars front office You Will Need It

minnesota wild: ...jared spurgeon...?

nashville predators: did you guys know puckpedia has the preds abbreviated as NAS and they're ahead of the devils. crazy. anyway roman josi and juuse saros are gonna be preds for life, and probably filip forsberg too

st louis blues: vlad tarasenko IN MY HEART...

winnipeg jets: hellebuyck and schiefele fer sure

anaheim ducks: because they've been trying to trade him for a decade and have been unsuccessful yet: john gibson

calgary flames: n/a

edmonton oilers: nuge + mcdrai also

la kings: doughty + kopi

seattle kraken: n/a

san jose sharks: logan couture

vancouver canucks: my hot take is nobody because quinn hughes is going to pull a mark giordano or jason spezza or perhaps even a chris tanev and play the last couple years of his career as a leaf. petey is gonna slut it up somewhere else later, brock is straight up going to leave as a ufa OR sign a short bridge and then leave as a ufa, and jt miller was a ranger

vegas golden knights: n/a

[lorifragolina]

Metalsandwich Abbey

This is my second participation for the @now-showing-at-the-hawk-events, Metalsandwich Movie Mania, prompt for today:

Historical Movie Day.

I got inspired in Downton Abbey, such a good period drama I love very, very much! I wrote this story in a rush and probably it isn't perfect but I really had fun with it! As you can see, I didn't bother finding a proper title XD

Rating: Explicit TW: British snobs vs rowdy Americans WC: 4225

Read it on AO3

A little snipped from the middle of the fic!

Suddenly, the driver door opened too, and a man slightly less distinguished came out. He was young, with long wavy hair down on his shoulders, a burgundy velvet jacket with an unfasten bow tie hanging on a side, and the shirt opened to the second button. “Hey, can I leave the car here, uncle?” he said, fishing for a cigarette and matchings in his pocket. “Lord Grantham, please, let me introduce my nephew, Edward Munson, he’s traveling with me”. “Hey, nice to meet you, my friend, how you doin’?” The young man stretched his hand to Lord Grantham, who was frankly disoriented, letting the cigarette hang at the side of his mouth, making his words and his accent more strange yet.  “What a nice party here, hello, my lady,” Eddie immediately turned to the ladies, lenting his hand to Lady Cora, who freezed. Lady Violet whined and the younger ladies giggled, half amused and half shocked by the evident man’s lack of manners. Lord Grantham introduced his family, still horrified, and then make way to the drawing room, asking for tea. “Hey, handsome,” Eddie whispered when he shook his hand with Steve, who blushed, and Billy, not far away, frowned. Eddie followed the direction of Steve’s look, and he winked when he met Billy’s eyes. He couldn't help but blush in return. Carson was a little altered when they served the tea to the family, so Billy volunteered to help him and assist at the show. Eddie Munson sat in the center of the sofa, spreading his legs and his arms on the headboard. The ladies sat tight on the sofa in front of him, intimidated but a little amused by Granny's reaction. The old lady sat in an armchair making any sort of shocked noises and now had to fan herself, hiding her expression behind the fan. Lady Mary added a splash of milk to Eddie’s tea and he took a little sip before clicking his lips loudly.  “Is there something stronger to add to this schlop? A little whisky, perhaps?” Everybody gasped in shock. Carson looked daggers and searched the Earl’s eyes, who looked at him pursuing his lips. Old Wayne Munson was mortified as his guests, while Eddie kept looking around as he was alone in his hotel room.

[starwarspilotstournament]

Star Wars Pilots Tournament - Round 1B

Who's the better pilot?

Propaganda:

Carth Onasi:

Carth flies the Ebon Hawk around the whole galaxy for the player as they try to track down the Star Maps to stop the Sith. He's been a Republic soldier through the Mandalorian Wars, Revan and Malak coming back to conquer the galaxy, and now fighting Darth Malak. He's loyal. He stays on board the Endar Spire as it goes down until every person he can get off escapes. He always knows when something is up and calls the player out for it. He also goes to hell and back with you. And wears an ugly orange jacket the whole time. I just love him, okay?

His achievements ain't much, but it's honest work 

R2D2:

Has saved more than one skywalker from their own disastrous piloting

[devilsupdates]

Games on tonight

Wild vs. Lightning 7pm

Hurricanes vs. Flames 9 pm

Stars vs. Bruins 7 PM

Avalanche vs. Hockey club 9 pm

Blues vs. Leafs 7pm

Jets vs. Kraken 10pm

Panthers vs. Rangers 7pm

Sharks vs. Kings 10:30 pm

Devils vs. Red Wings 7pm

Games on 10/25

Senators vs. Golden knights 6PM

Islanders vs. Devils 7 pm

Penguins vs. Oilers 9pm

Predators vs. Blackhawks 8:30pm

Games on 10 / 26

Wild vs. Flyers 1 pm

Leafs vs. Bruins 7pm

Ducks vs. Rangers 7 pm

Penguins vs. Canucks 10 pm

Sharks vs. Golden knights 10pm

Red Wings vs. Sabres 1 pm

Utah vs. Kings 4pm

Blues vs. Canadiens 7Pm

Capitals vs. Lightning 7pm

Jets vs. Flames 7pm

Panthers vs. Islanders 7: 30pm

Blue Jackets vs. Predators 8pm

Black Hawks vs. Stars 8pm

Hurricanes vs. Kraken 10PM

Games on 10/27

Ducks vs. Devils 7pm

Oilers vs. Redwings 6pm

Canadiens vs. Flyers 7 pm

Senators vs. Avalanche 9 pm

[abhainnwhump]

IMYM Chapter 7: Should've Could've Would've: Dream

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Moonlight washed over Dream, Cross, and Blue as they talked, laughed, and walked through the Omega Timeline. Epic and Fresh left one way and Dream, Cross, and Blue went the other. The void lacked a natural sky, so the moon and darkness existed because of magic. Weather also existed only by region, not as a whole. Currently, it was a cold breeze, whistling and whispering past them. The skeletons decided on one of the town paths lined with road on one side and buildings on the other.

“Oh! A chickadee!” Dream held his arm out for the black and white bird to perch on. The little animal bounced across his yellow sleeve, pecking between the stitches. Dream smiled. The bird’s talons and beak were too small to hurt. Rather, it tickled. Their body was warm from hot chocolate and their heart was warm with pride and love. Dream’s eye lights drew to the badge on Cross’s jacket, a shield with the letter O reflecting light. It was the entire reason he invited them tonight.

Cross watched them and shook his head. “I still don’t understand your bird-whispering powers. You can handle a hawk on your head and owls are where you cross the line.”

Dream mock glared at his boyfriend. Though to be fair, he didn't understand his gift either. It's been there ever since he was a child and he discovered it by pure accident. It was only birds too. “Have you ever seen their eyes? All they do is stare at you, for hours! And they turn their heads all the way around. Tell me that’s natural! It isn’t!”

“No, owls are tame. Geese are the evil ones.” Blue chimed in. “They're bigger, they're more aggressive, and their beaks and wings hurt! If you put them in a fight, the geese would win immediately."

"Hm, I don't know." Dream pet the chickadee. "They're not so aggressive when you're nice to them. I've never fought one, or pet one, but they're nice. And owls are smart, so they could outsmart the goose . . ."

"So it's brain vs brawl . . . the goose would still win. Cross, help me out, who would win?"

Cross seemed to be trying to distance himself from the conversation until now. He sighed. "I- fine. Dude, if you want to know so bad, here." Cross took a piece of gold out of his pocket, leftover change from the hot chocolate. He flipped it in the air and slapped it on his arm. He lifted his hand. "Owl wins, argument over."

They turned a corner and the Star Sanses base came into view. They may have called it their base, but it appeared more like a clubhouse with rainbow paint on the walls. None of the lights of the two-story building were on. Something was haunting yet beautiful about the way the moon lit up the left side of it. The chickadee ended her song and flew away from him. A tingle went through Dream’s body, though he wasn’t sure why. It was only some light. Perhaps he was still suspicious of Ink leaving them on short notice. He seemed to be in a rush, but Dream didn't believe the lie he wasn't feeling well. It wouldn't be the first time Ink left like that, so he was sure he had nothing to worry about.

It was almost like Blue read his mind. “Shouldn’t Ink be here by now?”

Cross squeezed Dream's hand and hummed, looking up at the building. “He said he was going to be. But knowing him, he probably took a detour to terrorize some AU. Or he fell asleep and shut the light off. I wouldn’t worry about him.”

“I guess you’re right.” Dream stepped up on the light gray steps and knocked on the door. No response. He rang the doorbell. No response. He tugged at the doorknob. Locked. At least it answered one of his questions. Ink almost always forgets to lock the door, so he wasn’t home.

Cross watched Dream pull a key out of his pocket and unlock the door. He looked back at the house. “Do you want me to stay a while, flower? I don't have anything else going on and I have a bad feeling about this."

Dream laughed, used to Cross's paranoia. He increased his positive aura to calm him down. “Weren’t you the one who said not to worry? No, but thank you. The important thing is you making it home safe.” Dream stood on his tiptoes to peck Cross’s foreskull. “I’ll see you tomorrow. I love you, my royal guard." He smiled at the last bit, looking down at Cross's badge, the mark of an official Omega Guard.

Cross looked reluctant, but he squeezed Dream’s hand and let go. “I will. See you tomorrow.”

After Cross teleported away, Blue pulled a key out of his jacket pocket and unlocked the door. The wood creaked into the dark interior. Dream flipped the light on. Everything was the same as they left it. He hung his jacket in a closet, eyeing the staircase. It was still dark. Maybe sleep would help his anxieties. It was a long day.

“Blue? I’m going to bed early, see you in the morning," Dream said.

Blue took off his hat and gloves and looked up at the guardian, who was halfway up the steps already. "Alright. Night, Dream!"

Smiling, Dream walked up to the second floor. He made it to the top and flipped the light on, illuminating the hallway. They stretched and yawned, ready to shut out for the night. He grabbed his door knob, but Ink's door caught his attention. It was half-open. Dream still sensed that strange negative aura he felt this morning.

Dream peered into the paint-splattered bedroom and searched harder for that negativity. Ink could've been struggling with something, and he wanted to help if he was. Unlike the morning, the strongest negativity source was not the corner. It was Ink's bed. He held out his hand to find an exact source, but his powers seemed to fail him. They sighed and were about to leave, but a faint teal light caught their eye.

With curiosity, he crouched down beside Ink’s bed. Something was under it; the negativity energy burned brighter than ever. Dream wrapped his fingers around the thorned stem of a glowing rose and the blue paper attached to it. Two of the bloody points stabbed through the paper, cutting off a few words.

Dream turned the lamp on and unfolded the note, keeping it as close to the light as he could. They recognized the quill-inked handwriting in seconds. He scanned the rest of the letter and gasped, his bones went cold. His hands tingled, paralyzed. They looked back at the rose and called out, “Blue . . . BLUE! BLUE, COME QUICK!”

Dream listened to the frantic footsteps as Blue ran to him. He had to brace himself against the door frame. His left hand carried a kitchen knife. “What is it? What happened?”

“Read this.” Dream handed him the letter. His breathing was shaking as much as his hands now. “It’s Ink, Nightmare kidnapped Ink.”

Blue took it with a confused look. His eye sockets widened as he scanned the paper. “Oh, that . . . that explains things.”

Dream clenched his humerus and paced in a small circle. “I knew something was wrong with him! He’s been acting strange all day, but I thought I was being paranoid! If I hadn’t been such a sugarskull this morning and forced him to talk, Ink would still be-”

“Hey!” Blue set his hands on his shoulders. “Don’t blame yourself! We were all with him today and none of us noticed either. Besides, he was being blackmailed and I believe in him. If he did get kidnapped, he’s cracking bad jokes and making Nightmare’s gang regret ever messing with him.”

Dream imagined Blue's words and let out the breath they held. “I- yes, you’re right. He’s going to be fine, he's fine!” Dream hoped if he said it enough times, he could convince himself it was true. It had to be. He looked over the letter again, smiling with new determination. “It says they went to Outertale. I’ll prepare to go and ask around in case anyone has seen them

The knight’s eye lights turned into stars, “Mweh, heh! That’s the spirit! But I’m going to help too. I’ll go with you and we’ll save him together. In the morning though, we won’t be very helpful in the middle of the night."

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He’s going to be fine. Ink is going to be fine. He’s strong. Stop worrying, everything is fine.

Dream tossed and turned that night. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t fall asleep. Visions formed every time he closed his eye sockets. He imagined Ink alone in Nightmare’s murky dungeon, shivering alone in a corner. Then he envisioned him gagged and tied up as Killer, Horror, and Dust used him as target practice. Nightmare laughed in the background, mocking. Cross told him stories of what happened to Nightmare’s prisoners. The torture, the violence, the personalized torment. None of them made it out alive. The guardian shuddered and channeled his thoughts to kittens and flowers. It helped a little. The torture was only an image, not a prophecy. Guardians could have prophecy dreams, but so far, he was lucky. He still couldn’t sleep.

He didn’t want to jinx it.

It wasn’t even the kidnapping alone that frightened him, it was the fact that Nightmare had done it. Nightmare was stronger than Ink, but luckily not by much if he played his cards right.

Dream sighed and sat up, turning their lamp on and picking their book off the nightstand. He flipped to his bookmark and read, hoping to get his mind on something better. He set his teddy bear in his lap. He knew it was childish for a guardian to sleep with a stuffed animal, but he found it comforting. He pet the plush’s white, almond-scented fur while he read. He used to love that smell when he was young and lived under the Tree of Feelings with his brother. His real brother.

While in the middle of his story, Dream's mind wandered to the one thing he was trying to avoid. How could he sleep like this when Ink is in danger? How could they rest while the entire Doodlesphere was at risk without its protector? Ink had never been kidnapped before, he was smart enough to escape. Or was he overreacting as it has only been a few hours? He was, he knew. But the last time Dream was too late to save someone from the dark’s call . . .

Please don’t forget who I used to be.

No, he wouldn’t let anyone go through that pain again. He promised.

Dream closed the book, set his bear in a sitting position, and slipped out of bed. He picked up his bow and quiver, choosing regular and a few poisoned arrows instead of his magic ones. The magic would draw too much attention, and Dream wanted to try the new herbal concoction he made. They made sure to step carefully so the wood planks stayed silent. Blue kept his door shut, he didn't even snore. They made it to the bottom of the steps and took their coat out of the closet. They had everything they needed now. So with a portal-

Dream gasped at a tug at his soul. His body was encased in a ball of blue light as someone turned him around. Blue held his hands on his hips. His eye sockets were bleary, half-open and sleepy.

“Dream! What did we talk about,” Blue yawned, “a few hours ago?”

Dream looked at his tired friend, ashamed. “I know, I’m sorry. I just have a feeling something terrible is going to happen if we don’t find him as soon as possible. I can do it on my own, please don't worry."

Blue thought for a moment. “Here, how about you sleep in my room tonight? Even if you don't, I’m watching you like a hawk and locking the doors. The last thing anyone needs right now is another one of us getting kidnapped.”

Sighing, the guardian knew he was right. "Okay."

Blue released his magic. Wrapping one arm around his shoulder, Blue led him away from the door and back up the stairs. Dream’s cheekbones glowed as yellow as buttercups.

Blue opened the door to his room. He had a blue rocketship bed in the corner of the room. Action figures covered a set of white shelves on dark blue walls. He also had a bookshelf and closet on the back wall. Painted across the ceiling were stars and constellations. It something they all worked together on.

Sleeping in each other’s rooms was not an unusual concept for the Stars. When the trio had slumber parties, they watched a movie with popcorn and sweets in their pajamas. Then they would all cuddle and fall asleep on the couch together. Dream also invited his friends to his room if they had nightmares or troubles in their minds. His aura and kind words could calm anyone down. He always let others vent to him. It was funny to him it was the other way around.

Blue wrapped an arm around Dream and flicked the lamp off. Having someone to sleep beside him relaxed Dream's thoughts. Ink would be fine.

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As soon as the sun rose into the sky, Dream and Blue set out for Outertale.

The AU was always an endless ocean of night. Colorful stars of white, yellow, and blue, twinkled in the sky. The residents were the only ones who could tell the hour. But that wasn’t a bad thing. Somewhat, Dream could get lost in the stars and forget his problems for a while.

Blue carried the note while Dream held a clipboard. The clipboard had a list with the most likely AUs Nightmare could have hidden Ink. Creating it was the first thing they did this morning, so they missed some AUs. Dream also found pictures of the two. Despite the hope, the most likely answer was Nightmare took the artist to his castle. The castle was a pocket AU no one but he could enter.

His yellow boots were soon covered in moon dust. He followed the most potent source of negative energy he could detect. It was in the direction of the restaurant, so maybe Nightmare left some negative residue. Then Dream could try and use the energy to track him.

They made it to the front two doors of the restaurant, tucked between two other stores. The building was pretty: Ivory white with smooth walls, classy. The place seemed empty.

Dream and Blue walked toward the door. Blue tugged at the handle but it didn’t budge. He tried again. “We’re too early. It doesn’t open until . . . .” He looked closer at the door's sign. “Four pm. How about we ask around? Someone would have to have seen them, Ink isn’t exactly low-key. Neither is your brother.”

Dream hummed and nodded, chuckling at the comment about Nightmare. They thought searching around was the next best thing to do. He wondered what Ink was doing at this moment, pushing the morbid thoughts aside. “Of course. Where should we ask first? Someone could be working around, or Nightmare took him somewhere else after dinner?” He looked into the distance. Outertale was known for its tourism, so it made sense Nightmare would take him somewhere else.

Blue looked around. "I'll take the left side and you take the right! We'll meet back here in an hour. Got it?"

"Got it." Dream waved and set off to the right. Dream sensed the auras of the surrounding citizens. He searched for someone with a specific set of emotions. Perhaps paranoia, guilt, or at least uncertainty. It must be a lingering past feeling. Unfortunately, no one seemed to match that description.

The one that did hit him sent a small shock through his body, just because he wasn’t expecting it. Dream looked to the left and spotted a cat-like monster hiding their face under a hood. The guardian cleared his throat and walked over to them. He had a good feeling in his soul.

“Hi!” Dream waved over. The cat monster turned their attention to him. Dream smiled to look less threatening, more friendly.

"Can I help you?" The monster looked everywhere except at Dream.

"Yes!" Dream cleared his throat. “I'm looking for my friend who was kidnapped around here. It would’ve been around . . . I think seven o'clock? His name is Ink Comyet, he’s a skeleton, a little taller than me, carries around a four-foot-tall paintbrush. He wore a brown jacket last night. His eye lights change color when he blinks and he has a splotch of paint on his right cheekbone. “His kidnapper is named Nightmare Joku. He’s also a skeleton but with four tendrils spiking from his back. He’s also covered in black liquid and has only one teal eye. Usually, he wears a black waistcoat and a chained black cape, though I don’t know what he was wearing. Have you seen them?"

The monster thought about it. They nodded, aura anxious and uncomfortable. “I think I know who you’re talking about. I work at that place over there and . . . they were one of my customers. He didn’t cause any issues. They left and Joku took him through a portal. Ink looked happy enough, he was smiling and bouncing."

Dream messed with his thumb. "Did you see what was inside? Did it look like a castle? Or a dungeon?"

"I didn't see it, it was too dark." The monster looked uncomfortable and turned away from him. "Sorry I couldn't help you, I hope you two find your friend." As they walked off, Dream was left with more questions than answers.

Taking a moment to pause, Dream had to readjust the image in his head. He assumed Nightmare cast a spell on Ink and knocked him out in an alleyway with his magic. But Ink was happy? Someone would have to have noticed Nightmare cast the spell. Does that mean . . . no, he knows Ink, he’s one of his best friends. Ink would never betray him on purpose. Nothing Nightmare could offer could change his mind.

Nothing, they were best friends until the end.

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A week passed; they still couldn’t find a solid trail to Ink. Each time they were close, Nightmare’s aura would fade. Dream proceeded to get more and more frustrated. The nightmares grew more graphic. The image of Ink lying on the floor, hoping for rescue was engraved into the back of his eyelids. He lost hours of sleep imagining it and refused to take any long breaks. They searched for at least three hours a day and did their job the rest.

Another week passed, and no luck.

Dream decided to try a plan that had been brewing in the back of their mind for days now. His negative memories kept him from doing more than considering it a possibility. But now, they were growing desperate. And it was so perfect, so obvious.

He cleared his throat as he approached Blue, who was sketching out a battle strategy in a notebook. Dream held his hands together. “Blue, I’m going to be gone for a few hours.”

Blue looked up from his notepad. “Okay. Just be careful and don’t be gone too long!”

“I won’t be, I’ll be back by sundown.” Dream waved his scepter and stepped into a portal he swore never to return to.

They stepped into a wasteland. Overgrown dull grass grew up to his knees. It looked more like a savannah than a green land. He still could picture the field of bright colorful flowers that grew where he stood. The nearby town was gray and long abandoned. There was nothing but bones and tattered clothes to symbolize people lived there at all. Dream sighed, the memories being too painful to bear. He set his sights on a large hill at the end of the village. Shifting their cape, they walked toward it.

Dream walked up the hill to his childhood home, a place he hadn’t been since breaking free of stone. The stump of his mother lay the same after five hundred years. The oak was worn from time, but still larger than any tree in the multiverse. The trunk was two feet tall and ten times as wide. It used to be twenty feet tall with large foliage, filled with tender gold and black apples. None reminded. Nightmare ate them all when he was corrupted. How did he eat nine hundred ninety-nine apples in such a short time? Dream didn’t know.

He swung one leg over the top of the trunk and pulled himself on top of it. A sense of nostalgia hit him. When he was about eight, he used to run as fast as he could to get back to the tree, challenging himself to jump up the branches. It was hard on some days because he was so tired from working. The villagers always wanted him to help, and Dream was willing to help. Too willing.

It messed him up, leading him to believe his only worth was as a living positive battery. That was why he was so grateful for Cross. While Dream taught him how to feel again and stop living in the past, Cross taught him he was so much more than this magic. Stars he loved him.

He never told Nightmare because he didn’t want to worry him. He was already so nervous and paranoid . . . and Dream was too late when he found out why.

Dream brushed the tree trunk, trying to refuel the connection with it. There should be a warm tingling feeling in his chest, but there wasn’t.

They sighed. “Mom, can you help me? It’s been a long time, I know, but one of my best friends is in danger. Nightmare took him away and I’m afraid he’s going to hurt him or try to turn him evil. I don’t want history to repeat itself. Can you give me a sign everything is going to be okay?”

Dream waited a few moments, staring into the swirling trunk. Nothing happened. The guardian sighed. What was he expecting? An arrow made of flowers pointing in the right direction? A bird to float out of the sky and give him a message? Nim to appear as a spirit and offer him guidance? She’s never answered him before, even when was still 'alive'. Dream didn't believe Nim was dead, she was essentially a goddess. Gods and guardians couldn't die, right? He couldn't die, Ink couldn't die, Error and Nightmare couldn't either.

Nightmare used to joke about how Nim only created them to save herself. She had no love for her sons, and Dream was starting to wonder if he was right. What mother would let this happen to her kids?

Dream curled into his knees and stared out to the broken village. “Ink, what did you get yourself into this time?”

[epickiya722]

Sorry, i saw your "Vlad that loves dogs" vs "Aizawa that loves cats" only now. Anyway, yeah, Mic is a certified bird, give him seeds by hand

You're good, Anon!

I bet he's the type to have those packets with like an assortment of nuts and seeds for snacks. He's a busy man, probably carries around snacks.

I just thought of this, but I find it hilarious that it's often brought up that Hawks is a bird dude who likes chicken, but like... Present Mic is the first.

I'm sorry, but Mic is so bird, he is a human bird with a big personality, wears a cool jacket and tinted glasses, has facial hair and just so happens to like fried chicken. He's our OG bird man!

Are we sure Endeavor is who Hawks idolized?

[rinkrookiepod]

Rating Every NHL Arena - Crypto.com Arena, Los Angeles, CA

Team: LA Kings Location: Los Angeles, California Opened: October 17, 1999 Capacity: 18,230

The first time I'd been to the Crypto.com Arena was for Elton John's Farewell Yellow Brick Road Tour in January of 2019. Back then it was the Staples Center (and still will always be the Staples Center to me and everyone else who lives in Los Angeles) and I wasn't paying too much attention to the place. I was just happy to see Elton John.

The next time I'd made it out to the arena (by this time, I think it was being called Crypto.com Arena) was for my first hockey game and I saw the LA Kings vs the Chicago Blackhawks on March 24, 2022. I wasn't quite into hockey like I am now so I was there for vibes and because it was free. The company I work for has season tickets that they give to clients or the employees, and since my roommate and I work together and she's from Chicago and grew up supporting the Hawks, we went. The Hawks beat the Kings 4-3.

By the third time I made it out to Crypto.com Arena, it was for a hockey game that I was actually extremely excited for. The Pittsburgh Penguins vs the LA Kings aka finally getting to see Sidney Crosby.

I've now been to the Crypto.com Arena 4 times and here's what I've gathered:

Ticket prices range from $35-$1000+. The $1k+ tickets are glass seats with VIP parking and a bunch of other things that are included.

Here's what I've paid so far for what games, what seats, and with fees and such:

Kings v Penguins (11/9/23): $55.13 for Section 315, Row 6, Seat 9 Kings v Avalanche (12/3/23): $43.00 for Section 305, Row 3, Seat 1 Kings v Kraken (12/20/23): $165.25 for Section 113, Row 2, Seat 7 Kings v Blue Jackets (2/20/24): $31.85 for Section 304, Row 7, Seat 3 Kings v Kraken (4/3/24): $140.75 for Section 113, Row 2, Seat 7

Downtown LA is a nightmare- no matter the time or day. I've left my apartment with plenty of time and still ended up arriving after doors opened. I'm about 16 miles from the arena and it can take anywhere from 30 mins (no traffic) to an hour and a half (around rush hour). The area is a pain to navigate, as most downtown areas are with one-way streets and lanes that disappear and reappear as you go.

Parking is easy enough to find though once you get close to the arena and there are a few garages almost right across from the arena, but it'll cost ya around $40 or more. I know there are some surface lots around that might be cheaper but they're almost always cash only so keep that in mind. I'd recommend parking at LA Live or near the Regal at LA Live.

The area around the arena is nice though, with plenty of restaurants, sports bars, coffee shops and anything else you could think of. An ice skating rink even popped up over the holidays.

I'm a big fan of the staff at this arena. They're all very chill and easy to find and can help you with anything you might need, like directions or trying to find something, like lost and found. There is a no bag policy here though, not even clear ones. A wallet is about all you're going to be able to bring in. And their sign policy is very strict (11x17) so make sure you measure before bringing your sign asking for a puck.

This is a newer building, at least compared to the Honda Center, so there are escalators to get you from section to section. It felt like a luxury after only having stairs as an option over in Anaheim.

There are tons of food options inside the arena, with familiar places like a Blaze Pizza or a Wetzels Pretzels- even sushi. They also have those Amazon Markets where you can scan your card, walk in and grab what you want, and then leave. Prices are steep, as I've now to come to realize are standard in these arenas. $20+ for a Coke and a hot dog or a pretzel.

The main team store here felt quite small. It wasn't ever crowded when I'd made my way in there the few times that I have. A good selection of merch though and tons of jerseys. There was a smaller store in the upper level that had a small selection of things, which was nice if you missed the store on the main floor as it felt like it was kind of tucked away.

The bathrooms here were nice. The upper level bathrooms had stalls where there wasn't a gap between the door and the separator. Both Arielle and I were impressed with this on our trip.

As for seating and views, I've sat in the 100s and the 300s. I definitely enjoyed both and I think they have their time and place. I was in the 300s for the Pens game and again when I went back to November to see the Colorado Avalanche. I had a good view in both 305 (Avs) and 315 (Pens) and would sit in either again. The upper bowl is always going to give you that full view of the ice and you'll have a better capability to see full plays develop and not have to rely on the jumbotron.

I had what is almost considered a glass seat for the Seattle Kraken vs LA Kings game I went to in December. Section 113 is right across from the goal and since there's a curve, there's more leg room and the boards are spaced out just a bit further. Since it's not quite a glass seat, they don't charge as much for this ticket. I really enjoyed sitting here and since it was close to a face-off circle, I got to see a handful of face-offs right in front of me. I did find myself watching the jumbotron though when the action was happening down at the other side of the ice.

I will say, a big negative of going to this arena are the fans. I've had more bad interactions with Kings fans than good ones.

With all of that said, I do think I prefer making the trek down to Anaheim (44 miles) to see Ducks games rather than staying close to home and going to Kings games (16 miles), despite the Kings having a nicer arena- the parking and tickets are cheaper and the fans aren't quite as bad in Anaheim.

Rating: 8.5/10

By Ashley Newby, 2/5/24

[laresearchette]

Friday, March 17, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: EXTRAPOLATIONS (Apple TV +) MONSTER FACTORY (Apple TV +) BOSTON STRANGLER (Disney + Star) LEAVE (Shudder) POWER BOOK II: GHOST (Starz Canada) 10:00pm WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT? NANNY DEAREST  (TBD - Lifetime Canada) PUT A RING ON IT (TBD - OWN Canada)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA ANGEL FLIGHT CLASS OF ‘07 DOM (Season 2) DETECTIVE KNIGHT: INDEPENDENCE LAST LIGHT THE NIGERIAN TRADE SWARM

CBC GEM FAIT DIVERS (Season 3 and 4) I AM SYD STONE

CRAVE TV THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 DANGEROUS LIAISONS (198) A DOLPHIN TALE JUST FOR LAUGHS 2022: THE GALA SPECIALS — CHELSEA HANDLER THE MAURITANIAN POWER BOOK II: GHOST (Season 3) SEE HOW THEY RUN SPIDER-MAN SPIDER-MAN 2 SPIDER-MAN 3 SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING

DISNEY + STAR BONO AND THE EDGE: A SORT OF HOMECOMING WITH DAVE LETTERMAN BOSTON STRANGLER

NETFLIX CANADA AGENT ELVIS DANCE 100 IN HIS SHADOW MAESTRO IN BLUE THE MAGICIAN’S ELEPHANT NOISE SKY HIGH: THE SERIES

NCAA MEN’S BASKETBALL (TSN/TSN5) 12:00pm: March Madness: First Round (TSN)  6:00pm: March Madness: First Round (TSN4) 10:00pm: March Madness: First Round

NCAA WOMEN’S BASKETBALL (TSN3) 12:00pm - 10:00pm: March Madness: First Round

MLB BASEBALL (SN) 1:00pm: Phillies vs. Jays

TENNIS (TSN2) 6:00pm: WTA 1000 Tennis: Indian Wells - Semifinals (TSN2) 9:00pm: WTA 1000 Tennis: Indian Wells - Semifinals

WBC BASEBALL (SN) 7:00pm: Quarter-Final #3

NHL HOCKEY (SN1) 7:00pm: Sabres vs. Flyers (TSN4) 7:00pm: Hurricane vs. Leafs (SN1) 10:00pm: Blue Jackets vs. Ducks

NBA BASKETBALL (SN Now) 7:30pm: Warriors vs. Hawks (SN Now) 10:30pm: Mavericks vs. Lakers

MARKETPLACE (CBC) 8:00pm: Retail Tricks / Buzzkill: Balloons: Testing the sizing of jeans; putting the safety of motorcycle helmets to the test; and eco-friendly alternatives to balloons. Reporters: Rosa Marchitelli/Charlsie Agro

STREET OUTLAWS: FASTEST IN AMERICA (Discovery Canada) 8:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): The title of Fastest in America is up for grabs with new teams, new cars and new rules; the eight captains each choose two drivers to compete in a 16-car bracket; the goal is to go fast, stack cash and be the last driver standing.

PUSH (CBC) 8:30pm: Relationship drama finds Bean as the Wheelie Peeps bring it to the runway. Brian says a hard goodbye to a past life.

THE NATURE OF THINGS (CBC) 9:00pm: War for the Woods: Thirty years after historic logging protests on Vancouver Island, the battle to protect old growth forests is still raging.

THE SPENCER SISTERS (CTV) 9:00pm: Darby and Victoria are hired by a former schoolmate of Darby's to investigate acts of vandalism at his winery.

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DURBAN (Slice) 9:00pm: LaConco discusses her high-profile relationship with Mabusi.

THE MAURITANIAN (Crave) 9:00pm:  A defense attorney, her associate and a military prosecutor uncover a far-reaching conspiracy while investigating the case of a suspected 9/11 terrorist imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, for six years.

CRIME BEAT (Global) 10:00pm: The Hired Hit: When former beauty queen Alexandra Pesic is gunned down in a brazen daylight shooting on a midsummer evening in 1992, a quiet community in a suburb of Vancouver, B.C. is stunned; evidence of a contract killing is found motivated by greed and hate.

[kill0mtr]

writing this down before i forget. (its all incomprehensible word-vomit sorry) (oct. 14 - oct 27)

world

candy world. all people are candy or candy-like things (think peppermint, bubblegum, cotton candy, caramel apples, etc etc) most people teeter on the line of anthro animals vs fully human.

think like moominvalley, how the moomins and hemulen and mymbles resemble animals in some ways, but are distinctly not human nor animal. except its candy... most families follow one candy-type (like how the Pennyroyals are mint-based, the Spiceroots are gingerbread-based, etc etc)

the food here is unlike any human has seen, having no earth-related food. instead, its all magic to us, since the people here ARE the food, they need to eat non-food items. hence, the made-up magical food they eat isnt anything real. (as in, its not REAL to US. the food they eat IS real to them. they cant just not eat anything) (i feel like this doesnt make sense because i explained too much)

what constitutes as candy? well... anything thats "junk" food. so popcorn, caramel apples, popsicles, etc etc, while they arent exactly "candy", they are quite junk-y.

the vegetation and plants in this world also arent like anything we have. the trees bear fruit that the candy people can eat, and the animals are all fantastical creatures.

despite the fact that the animals and plants and stuff arent candy, theyre still named after some. like a peppermynx, aka "a dog made of mint", who isnt actually made of mint, playing on the words of "peppermint" and "mynx", an old word for a domestic dog (now spelt minx, and is now a demeaning word for a promiscuous woman) in our world. i will go more into depth about this worlds animals and plants in a reblog of this. the town names and family names are also candy-based. because themes.

the candy world, which i have yet to name, is very similar to ours, because i have no originality left and earth's customs is all ive ever known. :P if i think of more itll be in a reblog.

characters (designs subject to change)

Cain "Mr. Peppermint" Pennyroyal. he/him, mid-late 20s (25-29) tall, lanky. bunny-like ears flop down to just above his chin, giving the appearance of chopped hair (the colors alternate between red and white, with white being the base color, giving the allusion to a candy cane) has a rounded bunny-like tail that swirls red and white like a peppermint candy. his paws have red stripes around the joints on his fingers. wears a green-brown tailcoat (inside is brown; like a dark brown) wears heels that add about two inches to his already tall height. eyes are quite "big", in the sense of he seems to always stare right through you. green eyes with a red shine on the pupils, making his pupils appear red in some lighting (like how cameras do that red eye thing)

Ginger "G.G" Spiceroot. she/they, late teens to early 20s (18-23) average height, with a bit of chub and curve. mo hawk-like brown "hair" that resembles porcupine quills, with small rounded ears. snout ends on a point, with white freckles. in their spare time, they roller skate. her style is very "punk", with a short cropped jacket, long-sleeved striped shirt, short shorts, ripped black leggings, and white chunky-soled running shoes. their eyes are a mismatched red and blue, with speckles of pink and purple in each respectively. her wrists, ankles, and waist have bands of white fur across them, reminiscent of a gingerbread man's.

Chip "Biscuit" Baker. he/him, late 20s (26-29) short, chubby, and stout. curly brown hair that extends about an inch or two past his shoulders. wears a suit most of the time. looks like if freddy fazbear from fnaf1 got humanized <- im getting lazy sorry

[autumn-foxfire]

This is like the FUNNIEST thing that could ever happen. Now we know the very surface-level Steven 🤝 Hawks, they're both from Fukuoka, have an elemental acquaintance (water vs fire) like shiny stones (canon vs headcanon) in their 20s, the region's babygirl, allusions to freedom as a character theme, the sky, likes flying, resting poker face but can smile like the sun, etc, get up to vaguely morally grey stuff in canon and connections to a big organization in their respective series with some semblance of acting skills and being snarky (in the Jpn anime at least, game Steven is a bean) like things done fast (his dad calls him impatient) young child they guide a little who impresses and eventually surpasses them, assumed to be living in money but is actually very minimalist and all their dialogue is melancholy sad and beautifully poetic sometimes, but NOW? Do you remember Sherlock Hawks and Dr. Jeanson??? Well Pokemas is releasing a Mystery Event a Le "Blue's Clues" (fun fact the guy in that show is also named Steven) AND THEY GAVE STEVEN THE SHERLOCK HOLMES DRIP an outfit straight out of a murder mystery novel, he's got the hat and the Stoutland, all he needs is to be leaning on a brick wall smoking out of a pipe as it rains somewhere in Paris lol.

(+) Can't believe I forgot the most obvious similarity, their names are literally KEIGO and DAIGO. And I just remembered, that iconic scene where Hawks puts his palm up like "oop, talk to the hand-" as he hides behind his jacket, Steven does something similar in the Special, after saying something the other person didn't like. The sillies...smiling in front of an audience before dropping it for a hard-look after looking away or when you're not looking...that can be argued for ORAS too, not just in front of Lysandre. (When the player looks away to reach for the letter, his smile drops, and is up again when you look back. Which tbf, is normal human behavior than why Hawks does it.) But the emotions just hit you know? When you see that light of hope and seeing understanding and potential in their eyes? Just recently in the anime with Hawks, the scene where people finally learn some common decency and empathy, and Steven's line of, "I feel like I've only just begun to see the shape of the world." Just those narratives you feel??? 🥺 They have their dreams, and they can finally see them. So their voice changes too. (Literally, I was listening to Steven talk as his "base" pair with Metagross vs SS Steven with Deoxys and they sound so different, in the same way Hawks used to talk about his dream until he finally got so close to it. He sounded so young, I wanted to cry. And I watched the ep with Nagant finally, and just realized they played sounds of a children's music box??? HELLO?! But in a rhythm that sounds like it's trying to "speak" words, and each time it played it stopped on a different note, aaaaah. It was chilling.)

It's not surprising we can find similarities between Hawks and Steven as we tend to be drawn to characters with similar tropes. Steven and Hawks are our babygirls (I'm adding Zhongli in here too though).

Characters who have been through a lot and yet are still determined to be a light of hope for others and guiding the next generation are some of the best.

[timelesstimesgoneby]

Sitcoms Animals

francis the talking mule NR "Mule All

Horse 2"

Diagnosis Murder 1993–2001 "Dog S01e12 Reunion With Murder

Dog S01e19 Sister Michael Wants You

Jack Animal Stewart S02e12 Standing Eight Count

Animals Ranch S07e07 Gangland (1)

Animals Ranch S07e08 Gangland (2) "

Dick Van Dyke Show 1961–1966 "Bunny Season 1, Episode 5 – Washington Vs. The Bunny

Dog Season 1, Episode 7 – The Unwelcome Houseguest

Duck Dog Season 2, Episode 1 – '' Never Name A Duck

Bird Season 2, Episode 11 – '' A Bird In The Head Hurts

Turtles Season 3, Episode 11 – Turtles, Ties, And Toreadors dog Season 5, Episode 4 – The Ugliest Dog In The World "

The Andy Griffith Show 1960–1968 "Bird turtle S01e01 ""the New Housekeeper""

Frog S01e06 ""runaway Kid""

centipede S01E08 ""OPIE'S CHARITY""

Beagle Dog S01e09 ""a Feud Is A Feud""

reindeer S01E11 ""THE CHRISTMAS STORY""

Pigs S01e27 ""ellie Saves A Female""

Fishing S02e01 “opie And The Bully”

Frog S02e03 “andy And The Woman Speeder”

Chicken S02e04 “mayberry Goes Bankrupt”

fish fox S02E06 “OPIE’S HOBO FRIEND”

Cow Crows S02e08 “the Perfect Female”

Fly S02e11 “the Pickle Story”

Chickens S02e14 “the Keeper Of The Flame”

Fish S02e15 “bailey’s Bad Boy”

Dog S02e18 “jailbreak”

Rattlesnake Hawk Bill Moose Horse elephant S03e01 “mr. Mcbeevee”

Bear S03e03 “andy And The NewHawkS03e02 Andy’s Rich Girlfriend

Cow S03e05 “the Cow Thief”

Fish S03e12 “the Bed Jacket”

Skunk S03E17 “HIGH NOON IN MAYBERRY”

Goat S03e18 “the Loaded Goat”

fly cat crawdad S03E20 “RAFE HOLLISTER SINGS”

Bird S03e22 “the Great Filling Station Robbery”

Duck S03E28 “THE RIVALS

Dogs Giraffe S03e30 “dogs, Dogs, Dogs”

Chickens S03e31 “mountain Wedding”

Bird S04e01 “opie The Birdman”

aligator S04E02 “THE HAUNTED HOUSE”

Spiders S04e04 “the Sermon For Today”

Dog S04e10 “a Date For Gomer”

Moth S04e13 “barney And The Cave Rescue”.

Chickens Roaster S04e15 “aunt Bee The Crusader”

dogs pigeons chipmuks squirells muskrat S04E17 “MY FAIR ERNEST T. BASS”

Fish S04e23 “andy Saves Gomer”

Dogs S04e24 “bargain Day”

Horse S04e25 “divorce, Mountain Style”

Bird S04e31 “back To Nature”

Dog S05e06 “barney’s Bloodhound”

S05e13 “andy And Helen Have Their Day”

Cow S05e18 “the Rehabilitation Of Otis”

Dog S06e12 “a Man’s Best Friend”

Cow S06e16 “otis The Artist”

Horse S06e20 “wyatt Earp Rides Again”

Fish S06e28 “goober’s Replacement”

Owl S07e06 “the Darling Fortune”

Fish S07e11 “big Fish In A Small Town”

Turkey S07E15 “A NEW DOCTOR IN TOWN”

Horse S07e25 “goodbye Dolly”

Fish S08e15 “howard’s New Life”,

"

Gomer Pyle: USMC 1964–1969 30 Min Each Episode "Skunk S01e04 Private Ralph Skunk

Dog S02e05 Gomer Untrains A Dog

Cat S02e07 Cat Overboard

S03e13 Cold Nose, Warm Heart

Crow S03e30 The Crow Ganef

Dog S04e19 A Dog Is A Dog

Horse S04e24 Goodbye, Dolly

Bunny S05e27 Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow "

Yours Mine And Ours Nr 1968 1h 51m

"Brady Bunch 1969–1974

Brady Kids 1972–1973

The Brady Brides 1981

A Very Brady Christmas 1988

The Bradys 1990

The Brady Bunch Movie 1995

A Very Brady Sequel 1996

Growing Up Brady 2000

The Brady Bunch In The White House 2002" "Bbo

Cat Dog S01e01 The Honeymoon

Turtle S01e03 Eenie, Meenie, Mommy, Daddy

Dog S01e04 Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Dog S01e05 Katchoo

Dog S01e07 Kitty Karry-all Is Missing

Bear S01e08 A Camping We Will Go

White Rabbit S01e09 Sorry , Right Number

Dog S01e10 Every Boy Does It Once

Dog S01e15 54-40 & Fight

Dog S01e18 Tiger, Tiger

Dog S02e08 A Fistful Of Reasons

Dog S02e09 The Not-so-ugly Duckling

Dog Bird S02e11 What Goes Up..

Mouse S02e13 The Impractical Joker

Two White Rabbits S02e36 The Hairbrained Scheme

Goldfish S03e05 My Sister, Benedict Arnold

Two White Rabbits The Hair Brained Scheme

Bk

Panda Bear S01e02 Jungle Bungle, Part 1-2

Dog S01e03 Double Trouble

Panda Bear Dog S01e07 Who Was That Dog?

Horse S01e11 Give Me A Home Where The Panda Bears Roam

Panda Bear Dog S01e14 It’s All Greek To Me

Bird S01e16 The Richest Man In The World

Panda Bear S01e17 Wings

Bird S02e01 Frankincense

Panda Bear Dog S02e03 Marcia’s Lib "

Hogan's Heroes Season 1-6 1965–1971 PG 71h 15m "Guard Dog eagles All Episode

dog Saint Bernard S02E03 DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH

chicken S02E13 don't forget to write

Belgian Shepherds S03E24 LEBEAU AND THE LITTLE OLD LADY

Monkey S03e28 Monkey Business

rabbit S04E02 KLINK VS. THE GONCULATOR

Dog cat S04e06 Man’s Best Friend Is Not His Dog

horse S05E14 AT LAST SCHULTZ KNOWS SOMETHING

courier pigeon S06E03 KLINK’S MASTERPIECE "

Walker Texas Ranger 1993–2001 "Horse S01e02 Borderline

Horse S02e06 Rainbow Warrior

Horse S02e19 On Sacred Ground

Horse S03e13 Flashpoint

Eagle S03e15 The Return Of Larue

Dog S04e11 Lucky

Horse S04e13 A Ranger's Christmas

S05e10 Rainbow's End

Bear S07e23 The Backeler Party "

Bewitched Season 1- 8 1964–1972 NR 25m "Dog S01e03 It Shouldn't Happen To A Dog

Snake S01e07 The Witches Are Out

Piranha Gold Fish S01e11 It Takes One To Know One

Chicken S01e14 Samantha Meets The Folks 1960

Goldfish Parrot Bunnies Dove S01e16 It's Magic

Cat Pelican S01e18 The Cat's Meow

Parakeet Cat S01e21 Ling Ling

Two Squirrels S01e22 Eye Of The Beholder

Rabbit Caged Parakeet Poodle A Lion Roaring S01e27 There's No Witch Like An Old Witch

Raven Penguin S01e30 George The Warlock

Dog S01e35 Eat At Mario's

Chimpanzee Monkey Lion Bear Seal S2e01 Alias Darrin Stephens

Spotted Dog Horse S2e03 We're In For A Bad Spell

Frog Parrot Cow S2e05 The Joker Is A Card

Ostrich S2e06 Take Two Aspirins And Half A Pint Of Porpoise Milk

Horse S2e09 And Then I Wrote

Baby Elephant S2e11 Aunt Clara's Old Flame

Bird S2e12 A Strange Little Visitor

Frog S2e18 And Then There Were Three

Chicken S2e20 Samantha Meets The Folks

Horse S2e25 The Horse's Mouth

Great Danes Little Chihuahuas S2e27 The Leprechaun

Parrot S2e31 Follow That Witch (part 2)

Dog S2e34 Man's Best Friend

Dog Cat Rat S2e35 The Catnapper

Cat Fish Fish Eggs S03e07 Twitch Or Treat

Pink Polka Dotted Elephant S03e15 A Gazebo Never Forgets

Pony S03e18 Hoho The Clown

Cow The Corn Is As High As A Guernsey's Eye

Stuffed Polar Bear Dog Sled Team S03e21 Trial And Error Of Aunt Clara

Frog S03e32 Nobody But A Frog Knows How To Live

Dogs Raven A Peacock A Cow, A Llama, A Pony, Some Pigeons And Some Geese A Goose S04e01 Long Live The Queen

A Monkey S04e02 Toys In Babeland

Goat Bear S04e08 Safe And Sane Halloween

Chimp Mokey That Was No Chick

Dodo Birds S04e11 Allergic To Ancient Macedonian Dodo Birds

Cows And Horses S04e12 Samantha's Thanksgiving To Remember

Pony S04e13 Solid Gold Mother-in-law

Dog S04e19 Snob In The Grass

Chicken S04e20 If They Never Met

Bulldog S04e26 Playmates

Chicken S04e28 I Confess

Cow S04e31 The No-harm Charm

Kravitzes' Dog Shetland Pony S05e01 Samantha's Wedding Present

Raven Horses Two Dogs S05e02 Samantha Goes South For A Spell

A Little Bird S05e05 Its So Nice To Have A Spouse Around The House

Horse S05e07 Samantha's French Pastry

Sheep Dog S05e08 Is It Magic Or Imagination?

Poodle S05e10 Samantha Loses Her Voice

Butterfly S05e11 I Don't Want To Be A Toad, I Want To Be A Butterfly

Monkey S05e15 Cousin Serena Strikes Again (part I)

Monkey Hen S05e16 Cousin Serena Strikes Again (part Ii)

Goat S05e18 Samantra, The Bard

Cat Dog S05e20 Mrs, Stephens, Where Are You?

Chimpanzee S05e22 Going Ape

Horse Mynah Bird S05e23 Tabitha's Weekend

Mule S05e27 Daddy Does His Thing

Hen S06e01 Samantha And The Beanstalk

Unicorn Horse S06e02 Samantha's Yoo Ho Maid

Bunny S06e08 A Bunny For Tabitha

Mouse S06e09 Samantha's Secret Spell

Rottweiler S06e10 Daddy Comes To Visit

Mother Goose S06e12 Samantha's Double Mother Trouble

A Goat A Pair Of Seals Reindeer S06e14 Santa Comes To Visit And Stays And Stays

Bat S06e15 Samantha's Better Halves

Donkey S06e18 Samantha's Secret Is Discovered

Pony S06e19 Tabitha's Very Own Samantha

Colt S06e20 Super Arthur

Butterfly S06e24 Generation Zap

Parrot S06e26 A Chance On Love

Rottweiler S06e29 Turn On That Old Charm

Frog Two Dogs S07e01 To Go Or Not To Go, That Is The Question

Dogs Pink Flamingo S07e02 Salem Here We Come

Horse S07e06 Paul Revere Rides Again

Crow S07e07 Samantha's Bad Day In Salem

Dog S07e09 Samantha's Pet Warlock

Monkeys S07e18 The House That Uncle Arthur Built

Gorilla S07e22 Darrin Goes Ape

Kid Young Goat S07e25 Samantha's Psychic Pslip

Camel S07e27 Laugh Clown, Laugh

Mule Goose S07e28 Samantha And The Antique Doll

Donkey Chickens Horse S08e01 How Not To Lose Your Head To Henry Viii Part 1

Horses Herd Of Goats S08e02 How Not To Lose Your Head To Henry Viii Part 2

Fish S08e03 Samantha And The Loch Ness Monster

Unicorn S08e09 A Plague On Maurice And Samantha

Siamese Cat S08e12 The Eight Year Itch Witch

Horse Three Men And A Witch On A Horse

Bear And Cougar Rats And A Goose A Monkey Samantha's Magic Sitter

Bullfrog S08e20 Tabitha's First Day In School

Dodo Bird S08e25 Samantha's Witchcraft Blows A Fuse "

"The Brass Bottle 1964

I Dream Of Jeannie 1965–1970)

I Dream Of Jeannie... Fifteen Years Later (1985)" "Bb Elphant

Idoj

Elephant S01e26 The Permanent House Guest

Dog S02e06 What's New, Poodle Dog?

Dog S04e06 Djinn Djinn, Go Home

Dog S05e02 Djinn, Djinn, The Pied Piper

Goat S05e23 An Astronaut In Sheep's Clothing "

The Partridge Family (1970–1974) "Skunk Dog S01e08 But The Memory Lingers On

Hamster S02E09 A TALE OF TWO HAMSTERS

Whale S02E06 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MOBY DICK

Horse S03e12 Nag, Nag, Nag

Birds S03e19 Bedknobs And Drumsticks "

Rockford Files (1974–1980) "Dog S02e07 The Real Easy Red Dog

Chicken S02e09 Chicken Little Is A Little Chicken

Bird S02e19 The Italian Bird Fiasco

S03e08 Rattlers' Class Of '63

Bees S03e14 The Trees, The Bees And T.t. Flowers: Part 1-2

Dog And Pony S04e05 The Dog And Pony Show

Alligators S05e17 The Man Who Saw The Alligators

Lions, Tigers, Monkeys And Dogs S06e02

Lions, Tigers, Monkeys And Dogs

"

Charlie's Angels Also Called The Babes (1976–1981) Sheep S01e16 Dirty Business

Quantum Leap 1989–1993 " Dog S01E01 GENESIS PART 1 & 2

Pig dog cattle S01e03 The Right Hand Of God

Pig Dogs, Horses And Cattle S01e04 How The Tess Was Won

Cat S02e01 Honeymoon Express

Dog S02e04 What Price Gloria?

Dog S02e05 Blind Faith

Dog S02e13 Another Mother

horses S02E16 FREEDOM

Dogs S02E19 LEAPING IN WITHOUT A NET

Cow ""s03e01 The Leap Home Part 1

Cow ""s03e02 The Leap Home Part 2

Doves, a cat and a lion S03e04 One Strobe Over The Line

Cat Snake Goat S03e05 The Boogieman

Dog S03e09 Rebel Without A Clue

Monkey S03E11 RUNAWAY

Dog S03E22 NUCLEAR FAMILY

Pig S04E02 PLAY BALL.

Cat dog S04E03 HURRICANE

Chimpanzees S04e07 The Wrong Stuff

Skunk S04E10 UNCHAINED

Camels in S04E17 THE CURSE OF PTAH-HOTEP

Horses S05E20 THE LEAP BETWEEN THE STATES

"

The Three Stooges: The Ultimate Collection "horse 008 UNCIVIL WARRIORS

Ants 012 Ants In The Pantry

dog 013 MOVIE MANIACS

Bird 015 Disorder In The Court

Fish 018 Whoops, I'm An Indian!

Dog 021 Dizzy Doctors

Ponies 026 Playing The Ponies

gorilla 033 THREE MISSING LINKS

dog dodo 034 MUTTS TO YOU

DUCKS 038 A DUCKING THEY DID GO

Horse pariot 040 Saved By The Belle

dogs 041 CALLING ALL CURS

cow turkey horse dodo 057 AN ACHE IN EVERY STAKE

aligator 059 SOME MORE OF SAMOA

Bull 062 What's The Matador?

hourse 065 EVEN AS IOU

Bear 085 Idiots Deluxe

Bird 086 IF A BODY MEETS A BODY

Cow 078 Busy Buddies

wolfman 080 IDLE ROOMERS

bears 085 IDIOTS DELUXE

bird gorilla 089 A BIRD IN THE HEAD

horse 091 THE THREE TROUBLEDOERS

Bird 101 Brideless Groom

MONKEY 092 MONKEY BUSINESSMEN

WOLVES 093 THREE LOAN WOLVES

LION 100 HOLD THAT 100 HOLD THAT LION!

skunk 110 I'M A MONKEY'S UNCLE

gorilla 165 HOT ICE

donkey 107 FIDDLERS THREE

fish 174 COMMOTION ON THE OCEAN

horse 175 HOOFS AND GOOFS

bear skin 179 GUNS A POPPIN

HORSe 180 HORSING AROUND

bull 190 SAPPY BULL FIGHTERS

Earthworm, dodo, ox, chipmunk, baboon, beetle, hippopotamus, elephant, camel, buffalo, spider, chimpanzee, whale, octopus, ostrich, porcupine, weasel, bees. oyster, clam, lobster, snake, chicken, beaver, fly, mosquito, turtle, crab, goose, guinea pig, mouse, pig, mongoose, pit bull, mink, possum, porpoise, rat, scissorbill, slug, raccoon, tadpole, titmouse, penguin, quail, grouse, fox"

DuckTales 1987–1990 "Ducks All

Horse 22. Launchpad's Civil War"

home improvement 1991–1999 "Snake S01e05 ""wild Kingdom""

Monkey Chicken Cat And Dog S01e06 ""adventures In Fine Dining""

Reindeer S01E12 ""Yule Better Watch Out""

""Reindeer S02E12 """"I'm Scheming of a White Christmas""""

""

Goldfish S02e14 ""howard's End""

Reindeer S03e12 ""'twas The Blight Before Christmas""

Rat Pariot S04e09 ""my Dinner With Wilson""

Reindeer S04E11 ""Some Like It Hot Rod""

Camel Reindeer S04e12 ""'twas The Night Before Chaos""

Turtle S05e05 ""advise And Repent""

Mouse S05e06 ""let Them Eat Cake""

Reindeer S05E12 ""'Twas the Flight Before Christmas""

Bird S06e07 ""i Was A Teenage Taylor""

Racoon Reindeer S06e12 ""no Place Like Home""

Reindeer S07E11 ""Bright Christmas""

Panda Bear Monkey? S07e15 ""say Goodnight, Gracie""

Horse S07e21 ""the Son Also Mooches""

Rat? S07e23 ""rebel Without Night Driving Privileges""

Reindeer S08E11 ""Home for the Holidays""

Reindeer S08E12 ""Ploys for Tots""

"

The Flintstones 1960–1966 "Dinosour S01e06 ""the Monster From The Tar Pits

Dinosour S01e07 ""the Babysitters

Dinosour S01e11 ""the Golf Champion

Dinosour S01e18 ""the Snorkasaurus Hunter

Dinosour S01e24 ""the Long, Long Weekend""

Dinosour S02e02 ""droop-along Flintstone""

Dinosour S02e06 ""the Rock Quarry Story

Bear Aligator Bird Dinosour S02e12 ""the Masquerade Ball""

Turkey Legs S02e13 ""the Picnic

Dinosour S02e15 ""the X-ray Story""

Fish Dinosour S02e25 ""this Is Your Lifesaver

Dinosour S03e01 ""dino Goes Hollyrock""

Elephant S03e23 ""the Blessed Event"" ""the Dress Rehearsal""

Dinosour S04e04 ""dino Disappears""

Dinosour S04e12 ""daddy's Little Beauty""

Lion S04e19 ""flintstone And The Lion

Porcupine S04e21 ""room For Two

Aligator S04e24 ""son Of Rockzilla""

Kangro S05e01 ""hop Happy""

Dinosour S05e10 ""dino And Juliet""

Dinosour S05e17 ""time Machine""

Ape S06e16 ""fred Goes Ape""

Seal S06e24 ""dripper"""

Looney Tunes Golden Collection NR "Bunny

Road Runner

Duck

Bird

Cat"

"Tom and Jerry: Classic Collection

Side 1 (Volume 1)

Puss Gets the Boot

The Midnight Snack

The Night Before Christmas

Fraidy Cat

Dog Trouble

Puss n' Toots

The Yankee Doodle Mouse

Sufferin' Cats!

The Bowling Alley-Cat

Fine Feathered Friend

The Lonesome Mouse

Baby Puss

Side 2

The Zoot Cat

The Bodyguard

Puttin' on the Dog

Mouse Trouble 3

The Mouse Comes to Dinner

Mouse in Manhattan

Tee for Two

Flirty Birdy

Quiet Please!

Springtime for Thomas

The Milky Waif

Trap Happy

Volume 2

Side 1

Solid Serenade

Cat Fishin'

Part Time Pal

The Cat Concerto

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Mouse

Salt Water Tabby

A Mouse in the House

The Invisible Mouse

Kitty Foiled

The Truce Hurts

Old Rockin' Chair Tom

Professor Tom

Mouse Cleaning

Side 2

Polka-Dot Puss

The Little Orphan

Hatch Up Your Troubles

Heavenly Puss

The Cat and the Mermouse

Love That Pup

Jerry's Diary

Tennis Chumps

Little Quacker

Saturday Evening Puss

Texas Tom

Jerry and the Lion

Safety Second

Volume 3

Side 1

Tom and Jerry in the Hollywood Bowl

The Framed Cat

Cue Ball Cat

Casanova Cat

Jerry and the Goldfish

Jerry's Cousin

Sleepy-Time Tom

His Mouse Friday

Slicked-up Pup

Nit-Witty Kitty

Cat Napping

The Flying Cat

The Duck Doctor

Side 2

The Two Mouseketeers

Smitten Kitten

Triplet Trouble

Little Runaway

Fit To Be Tied

Push-Button Kitty

Cruise Cat

The Dog House

The Missing Mouse

Jerry and Jumbo

Johann Mouse

That's My Pup

Just Ducky

Volume 4

Side 1

Two Little Indians

Life with Tom

Puppy Tale

Posse Cat

Hic-cup Pup

Little School Mouse

Baby Butch

Mice Follies

Neapolitan Mouse

Downhearted Duckling

Pet Peeve 2

Touché, Pussy Cat!

Southbound Duckling

Side 2

Pup on a Picnic

Mouse for Sale

Designs on Jerry

Tom and Chérie

Smarty Cat

Pecos Pest

That's My Mommy

The Flying Sorceress

The Egg and Jerry

Muscle Beach Tom

Down Beat Bear

Blue Cat Blues

Barbecue Brawl

Volume 5

Side 1

Tops with Pops

Timid Tabby

Feedin' the Kiddie

Mucho Mouse

Tom's Photo Finish

Happy Go Ducky

Royal Cat Nap

The Vanishing Duck

Robin Hoodwinked

Tot Watchers

Side 2

Switchin' Kitten

Down and Outing

It's Greek to Me-ow!

High Steaks

Mouse into Space

Landing Stripling

Calypso Cat

Dicky Moe

The Tom and Jerry Cartoon Kit

Tall in the Trap

Sorry Safari

Buddies Thicker Than Water

Carmen Get It!

Volume 6

Side 1

Pent-House Mouse

The Cat Above and The Mouse Below

Is There a Doctor in the Mouse?

Much Ado About Mousing

Snowbody Loves Me

The Unshrinkable Jerry Mouse

Ah, Sweet Mouse-Story of Life

Tom-ic Energy

Bad Day at Cat Rock

The Brothers Carry-Mouse-Off

Haunted Mouse

I'm Just Wild About Jerry

Of Feline Bondage

The Year of the Mouse

The Cat's Me-Ouch!

Duel Personality

Jerry, Jerry, Quite Contrary

Side 2

Jerry-Go-Round

Love Me, Love My Mouse

Puss 'n' Boats

Filet Meow

Matinee Mouse

The A-Tom-Inable Snowman

Catty-Cornered

Cat and Dupli-cat

O-Solar Meow

Guided Mouse-ille

Rock 'n' Rodent

Cannery Rodent

The Mouse from H.U.N.G.E.R.

Surf-Bored Cat

Shutter Bugged Cat

Advance and Be Mechanized

Purr-Chance to Dream

" Mouse Cat All

Tom And Jerry Spotlight Collection NR Mouse Cat All

"Tom and Jerry's ultimate collection

""Tom and Jerry's Winter Wackiness

Buddies Thicker Than Water

Snowbody Loves Me

The A-Tom-Inable Snowman

Northern Light Fish Fight

Doggone Hill Hog

Sasquashed

Snow Mouse

""

""Tom and Jerry: In the Dog House

24 Karat Kat

Destruction Junction

Beefcake Tom

Bend It Like Thomas

Tom's Photo Finish

Game Set Match

Cat Napping

Cat Fishin'

The Bodyguard

Quiet Please!

Solid Serenade

Slicked-Up Pup

Puttin' on the Dog

The Framed Cat

Tot Watchers

The Invisible Mouse

Pet Peeve

Feeding Time

DJ Jerry

Beach Bully Bingo

A Life Less Guarded

The Dog House

""

""Wizard of Oz

Tom and Jerry Back to Oz

Tom and Jerry: Back to Oz Classic Style""

""Tom and Jerry: Mouse Trouble

EPISODES

Dise One

Down ae Ocing-Tee for Twe-Rock wRvden

Jery, emy, Quile Contary 6ed Day at Crt Pack

Love Me, Love y Mouse s hee a Doclsr in the

Hociny Schtick Lme Scheel Mse Desins o

Mouse Troable Done Bat Boar emy and the L

Mouse fr Sae Pratisderls

Disc Two

ackhanvnered Cat Toncat Superstar

uite Bg Mouse-Cat Show Catastrie

Don't Bmg Your Pet to Sehocl Dey Cry Uncle

Ca Gor our Lugage? Feedg are

Surmer Squrstig Salt water Tably

The mtsbe Meuse-D/ Jey

Gane af Meuse od Cat

Zot Ovt er Soape itty Focd

La rge& (ne

Sees pish4wngi""

""Tom & Jerry No Mice Allowed

Disc 1

Smitten Kitten

Baby Puss

Sufferin' Cats!

Baby Butch

Timid Tabby

Beach Bully Bingo

Cat and Dupli-cat

The Zoot Cat

Blue Cat Blues

Jerry's Cousin

Springtime for Thomas

The League of Cats

Game of Mouse & Cat

Catfish Follies

Smarty Cat

Disc 2

Joy Riding Jokers

Power Tom

Abracadumb

Piranha Be Loved

Spaced Out Cat

Kitty Cat Blues

Tom and Cherie

Octo Suave aka Bully Binge

The Bodyguard

Solid Serenade

24 Karat Kat

Salt Water Tabby

Over the River and Boo!

The Woods

(Magic Forest)

Busy Buddies

Tiger Cat""

""Tom and Jerry's Global Games

""

Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes

""Tom and Jerry: Fur Flying Adventures, Vol. 2

Cortoons

Taps woh AopMortr Con Tom n Jiyate Renod Bd

Fro Bodg Sevday Eeiny Pss A-Tminde $rewnunSuf-Berrm

Srendoy Laes Pu Porsanusy Thoy a Dectar a he oe?

Kuntee Movse The eiran af rdpdnve y aod Mi Moedy

Urgas Egin &Eowd etm Erol, Fronqan& Fspavs""

""Tom and Jerry and Friends Volume 1

Barbecue Brawl

Happy Go Ducky

Hic-cup Pup

Little Quacker

Rock 'N' Rodent

Neapolitan Mouse

Pet Peeve

Pup on a Picnic

0-Solar-Meow

Robin Hoodwinked

Guided Mouse-ille

Timid Tabby

The Vanishing Duck

That's My Mommy

""

""Tom and Jerry: The Lost Dragon

Special

Medieval Mouse

Fire Breathing Tom Cat

Medieval Menace

The Itch

""

""Tom and Jerry's Greatest Chases, Vol. 5

Mucho Mouse

Tot Watchers

A Mouse in the House

Tennis Chumps

The Framed Cat

His Mouse Friday

The Duck Doctor

Little Runaway

Fit To Be Tied

The Dog House

That's My Pup!

Life with Tom

Puppy Tale

Posse Cat""

Tom and Jerry - The Fast and the Furry

""Tom and Jerry - The Movie

Special

The Invisible Mouse

Just Ducky

The Great Race

""

""Tom and Jerry's Musical Mayhem

The Cat Concerto Setarday venig Pus

Tom and jeryin the Mollyweod Boel Johamm Movne

Carmen Get It Rock NRodeat 0fy""

Tom and Jerry: Santa's Little Helpers

""4 Kid Favorites: Tom and Jerry Adventures

Tom and Jerry Tales, Vol. 5

magical misadventures

tom and jerry magic ring

The Flying Sorceress

Haunted Mouse

Get the Picture!

Jerry's Magic Recipes

The Sorcerer's Surprise

Tom and Jerry -

Cartoon Superstars

Friends and Foes

... Mostly Foes

blast off to mars""

" Mouse Cat All

Gilligan's Island Season NR 1-3 1964–1992 "Woodpecker Shark Whale S01e01 ""two On A Raft""

Kangaro S01e02 ""home Sweet Hut""

Chimpanzee S01e03 ""voodoo Something To Me""

Duck S01e07 ""sound Of Quacking""

Parrot S01e11 ""angel On The Island"" 1960

Frog S01e14 ""water, Water Everywhere""

Bird S01e19 ""gilligan Meets Jungle Boy""

Gorilla S01e22 ""diamonds Are An Ape's Best Friend""

Eagle S01e24 ""the Return Of Wrongway Feldman""

Parrot S01e27 ""new Neighbor Sam""

Turtle S01e28 ""they're Off And Running""

Bat Elephant Gopher Mole S01e29 ""three To Get Ready

Rabbit S01e33 ""it's Magic""

Pelican S01e36 ""a Nose By Any Other Name""

Crocodile] S02e01 ""gilligan's Mother-in-law""

Horse S02e03 ""the Little Dictator""

Flamingo Peacock S02e04 ""smile, You're On Mars Camera""

Horse Mule S02e05 ""the Sweepstakes""

Gorilla S02e11 ""the Chain Of Command""

Turtle Seagul Pink Whale S02e15 ""erika Tiffany Smith To The Rescue""

Bird S02e19 ""seer Gilligan""

Bird S02e21 ""gilligan's Living Doll""

Gorilla S02e22 ""forward March""

Lion Bear Boar Bull Deer Mountain Goat Owl Catfish S02e24 ""feed The Kitty""

Turtle S02e27 ""ghost A Go-go""

Dog Cat Vulture Parrot S02e29 ""the Friendly Physician""

Whale Golden Goose S02e30 ""'v' For Vitamins""

Bat S03e01 ""up At Bat""

Boar S03e06 ""where There's A Will""

Butterfly S03e07 ""man With A Net""

Anteater Bat Ants Bat-eater S03e07 ""the Matchmaker""

Igor The Monkey S03e09 ""ring Around Gilligan""

Bird S03e11 ""the Invasion""

Owl S03e18 ""the Hunter""

Donkey Turtle S03e19 ""lovey's Secret Admirer""

Ape Beaver Fox S03e20 ""our Vines Have Tender Apes

Bat Dinosaur S03e25 ""the Secret Of Gilligan's Island""

Pigeon S03e28 ""the Pigeon""

Monkey Rabbit S03e29 ""bang! Bang! Bang!"""

"It's About Time NR 1966–1967

" Dinosaur

Get Smart NR 1965–1970 "Dog Parrot S01e23 I'm Only Human

Chicken cat S01E08 The Day Smart Turned Chicken

Parrot S02e12 Perils In A Pet Shop "

A Team NR 1983–1987 "Bird Bunny S01e11 ""till Death Do Us Part""

Bird S04e08 ""mind Games""

Bear S05e08 ""family Reunion"""

Father Knows Best NR 1954–1960

Leave It To Beaver NR 1957–1963 "Cat Cow ""it's A Small World""

Alligator Dog S01e02 ""captain Jack""

S01e23 ""beaver And Poncho""

Dog S01e34 “beaver’s Bad Day”

Bunny S01e36 “beaver And Henry”

Cat S01e39 “cat Out Of The Bag”

Canary S02e11 “school Play”

Pigeons S02e20 “beaver’s Pigeons”

Horse S02e27 “a Horse Named Nick”

Bird Hamster S03e16 “pet Fair”

Monkey S03e29 “beaver’s Monkey”

Fish S04e21 “the Big Fish Count”

Rat S04e31 “beaver’s Rat”

Frogs S04e35 “beaver’s Frogs”

Cat S05e05 “beaver’s Cat Problem”

Bunny S05e16 “beaver, The Bunny”

Dog S05e25 “beaver’s Laundry”

Donkey S05e22 “three Boys And A Burro

Dog S06e11 “beaver, The Sheep Dog”

Fish S06e33 “summer In Alaska” "

Mister Ed 1961–1966 G 58h "Horse All

Goat S04e07 Getting Ed's Goat "

Daniel Boone Season NR 1964–1970

Beverly Hillbillies NR 1962–1966 "Goat S01e05 Jed Buys Stock

Dog Cat S01e19 Elly's Animals

Dog S01e22 Duke Steals A Wife

Puppy S01e27 Granny's Spring Tonic

Dog S01e30 Duke Becomes A Father

Mule Horse S02e03 Granny’s Garden

Turkey S02e09 Turkey Day

Jack Rabbit Kangaroo S02e15 The Giant Jack Rabbit

Dog S03e23 Drysdale’s Dog Days

Horse S04e17 The Trotting Horse

Cat S04e19 The Cat Burglar

Ostriches S04e20 The Big Chicken

Gorilla S05e06 The Gorilla

Gorilla S05e07 Come Back, Little Herby"

Petticoat Junction Seasons 1-3 NR 1963-1966 "Dog S02e01 Betty Jo's Dog

Dog S02e06 My Dog, The Actor

Dogs S02e26 A Tale Of Two Dogs

Dog S03e03 The Dog Turns Playboy "

Green Acres Season NR 1965–1971 "ROOSTER S01E05 MY HUSBAND, THE ROOSTER RENTER

cow S01E11 LISA HAS A CALF

pig S01E27 SEND A BOY TO COLLEGE

HORSE S01E28 HORSE? WHAT HORSE?

PIG S02E03 I DIDN’T RAISE MY PIG TO BE A SOLDIER

chicken S02E12 A SQUARE IS NOT ROUND

duck cow dog skunk snake pig S02E19 IT’S HUMAN TO BE HUMANE

pig S02E26 GETTING EVEN WITH HANEY

pig dog S03E03 LOVE COMES TO ARNOLD ZIFFEL

turtles S03E08 EB ELOPES

pig S03E11 WON’T YOU COME HOME, ARNOLD ZIFFEL?

pig S03E20 ARNOLD ZIFFEL, BOY HERO

pig S03E29 A STAR NAMED ARNOLD IS BORN (1-2)

cow S04E07 A HUSBAND FOR ELEANOR

bird S04E11 THE BLUE FEATHER

horse S04E13 THE BIRTHDAY GIFT

chicken S04E14 EVERYWHERE A CHICK CHICK

pig S04E19 ECONOMY FLIGHT TO WASHINGTON

pig S05E04 A TALE OF A TAIL

pig S05E15 REST AND RELAXATION

COW ""S05E19 THE COW KILLER

pig S05E20 THE CONFRONTATION

elaphant S06E02 THE COMING-OUT PARTY "

Family Or Dove

pink panther classic cartoons bluray "Pink Panther All

Cow TURTLES FOWL GIRAFFES ANT-EATERS BOAS bugs TIGERS RANCHERS,BROWN PANTHERS bees S01E05 Sink Pink

Fly S01E10 The Pink Tail Fly

Crab S01E13 Reel Pink

Bull S01E14 Bully for Pink

bear HEDGEHOG S01E20 Smile Pretty, Say Pink

Mouse Flies and lures dogs Cat Lion S02E01 Pink-A-Boo

Lion S02E02 Genie with the Light Pink Fur

Dog S02E04 Rock-A-Bye Pinky

Dog dinosaur S02E11 Pink Paradise

Elephant S03E08 Prehistoric Pink

Sheep S03E10 Little Beaux Pink

Bird S03E21 Pink on the Cob

Alligator crocodile S03E22 Extinct Pink

Fly S04E01 A Fly in the Pink

Dog S04E03 Pink Tuba-Dore

Monkey S04E06 Psst Pink

Bird S04E09 Pink 8 Ball

Fish S04E14 Salmon Pink

Elephant S04E17 Pink Elephant

Dog S04E18 Keep Our Forests'

Bunny S05E01 Mystic Pink

Cat S05E04 Pink Piper

Duck S05E06 Sherlock Pink

Dog S05E07 Rocky Pink

Dog S05E08 Therapeutic Pink

Alligator S05E18 Pink Daddy

Dog S06E01 Pinkologist

Fish S06E03 Pink in the Drink

Monkey S06E04 Pink Bananas

Fish S06E05 Pinktails for Two

Cat S06E06 Pink Z-Z-Z

Fish S06E07 Star Pink

Duck S06E09 Pink Quackers

Bull S06E10 Toro Pink

Dog S06E11 String Along in Pink

"

Addams Family NR 1964–1966

[anthonybwilson]

Wednesday News/Sports TV for 12/7/2022

Wednesday News/Sports TV for 12/7/2022

- [ ] 5:00am: Morning News NOW (NBCNEWSNOW) * - [ ] 6:00am: Good Morning Arizona (KTVK) - [ ] 7:00am: CNN Newsroom (CNN) - [ ] 7:00am: ABC News Live FIrst (ABCNEWSLIVE) * - [ ] 8:00am  Jose Diaz-Balart Reports (MSNBC) - [ ] 8:00am: CBS News Latest Headlines (CBSNEWS) * - [ ] 8:00am: First Take (ESPN) - [ ] 9:00am: At This Hour with Kate Bolduan (CNN) - [ ] 9:00am: MSNBC Reports (MSNBC) - [ ] 10:00am: Inside Politics with John King (CNN) - [ ] 10:00am: Andrea Mitchell Reports (MSNBC) - [ ] 10:00am: FOX 10 News Now (KUTP) - [ ] 10:00am: CBS News Live News Hour (CBSNEWS) * - [ ] 10:00am: NBC News Daily with Morgan Radford and Vicky Nguyen (NBCNEWSNOW) * - [ ] 10:00am: SportsCenter (ESPN) - [ ] 11:00am: CNN Newsroom with Ana Cabrera (CNN) - [ ] 11:00am: Chris Jansing Reports (MSNBC) - [ ] 11:00am: ABC 15 News at 11am (KNXV) - [ ] 11:00am: CBS News Latest Headlines (CBSNEWS) * - [ ] 12:00pm: CNN Newsroom (CNN) - [ ] 12:00pm: Katy Tur Reports (MSNBC) - [ ] 12:00pm: NBC News Daily (NBC) - [ ] 12:00pm: NBC News Daily with Kate Snow and Aaron Gilchrist (NBCNEWSNOW) * - [ ] 12:00pm: This Just In (ESPN) - [ ] 1:00pm: Hallie Jackson Reports (MSNBC) - [ ] 1:00pm: 12 News at 1pm (KPNX) - [ ] 1:00pm: NBA Today (ESPN) - [ ] 2:00pm: The Lead with Jake Tapper (CNN) - [ ] 2:00pm: Deadline: White House (MSNBC) - [ ] 2:00pm: Meet the Press NOW (NBCNEWSNOW) * - [ ] 2:00pm: NFL Live (ESPN) - [ ] 3:00pm: Red & Blue (CBSNEWS) * - [ ] 3:00pm: Hallie Jackson NOW (NBCNEWSNOW) * - [ ] 3:00pm: Around The Horn (ESPN) - [ ] 3:30pm: CBS News Latest Headlines (CBSNEWS) * - [ ] 3:30pm: Pardon the Interruption (ESPN) - [ ] 4:00pm: The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer (CNN) - [ ] 4:00pm: The Beat with Ari Melber (MSNBC) - [ ] 4:00pm: ABC15 News at 4pm (KNXV) - [ ] 4:00pm: PBS NewsHour (PBSYOUTUBE) * - [ ] 4:00pm: SportsCenter (ESPN) - [ ] 5:00pm: Erin Burnett OutFront (CNN) - [ ] 5:00pm: The ReidOut (MSNBC) - [ ] 5:00pm: Good Evening Arizona (KTVK) - [ ] 5:00pm: CBS News Prime Time with John Dickerson (CBSNEWS) * - [ ] 5:00pm: Top Story with Tom Llamas (NBCNEWSNOW) * - [ ] 5:00pm: ABCNL Prime with Linsey Davis (ABCNEWSLIVE) * - [ ] 5:00pm: NBA Countdown (ESPN) - [ ] 5:00pm: NHL on TNT Face Off (TNT) - [ ] 5:00pm: NCAA Women’s BB: Iowa State vs Iowa (ESPN2) - [ ] 5:30pm: NBA: Hawks at Knicks (ESPN) - [ ] 5:30pm: NHL: Sabres at Blue Jackets (TNT) - [ ] 6:00pm: Anderson Cooper 360 (CNN) - [ ] 6:00pm: All In with Chris Hayes (MSNBC) - [ ] 6:00pm: ABC15 News at 6pm (KNXV) - [ ] 6:00pm: NOW Tonight with Joshua Johnson (NBCNEWSNOW) * - [ ] 7:00pm: CNN Tonight (CNN) - [ ] 7:00pm: Alex Wagner Tonight (MSNBC) - [ ] 7:00pm: FOX 10 XTRA News at 7PM (KUTP) - [ ] 7:00pm: Coyotes Live Pregame (BSAZ) - [ ] 7:00pm: NCAA BB: Arizona State vs SMU (ESPNU) - [ ] 7:30pm: NHL: Coyotes at Oilers (BSAZEXTRA) - [ ] 8:00pm: Anderson Cooper 360 (CNN) - [ ] 8:00pm: CNN Tonight (CNN) - [ ] 8:00pm: The Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell (MSNBC) - [ ] 8:00pm: Arizona’s Family News at 8PM (KTVK) - [ ] 8:00pm: NHL: Rangers at Golden Knights (TNT) - [ ] 8:05pm: NBA: Celtics at Suns (ESPN) - [ ] 9:00pm: The 11th Hour with Stephanie Ruhle (MSNBC) - [ ] 9:00pm: Arizona’s Family News at 9PM (KTVK) - [ ] 10:00pm: Arizona’s Family News at 10pm (KTVK) - [ ] 10:00pm: Coyotes Live Postgame (BSAZ) - [ ] 10:30pm: NHL on TNT Postgame (TNT) - [ ] 10:35pm: SportsCenter with Scott Van Pelt (ESPN)

[not-a-historian]

pelikula:

You And Me And Five Bucks by Carina Santos

Reality Bites (1994) D: Ben Stiller S: Winona Ryder, Ethan Hawke, Ben Stiller, Janeane Garofalo, Steve Zahn

For a film that heavily deals with the crisis of identity and coming to terms with ‘real life’ (the hard part that comes after graduation), Reality Bites really comes into its own and is upfront about what it is trying to be. After trolling an IMDB board (how professional, I know), BellevueHokie articulates the point of the film, succintly:

[…] what the filmmakers thought of the time they came of age was all about. It oozes with self-importance, judgmentalism and naivete. In other words it was a perfect reflection of the time.

In between tirades and litanies about the winter of their discontent—prevalent in the 90s, carried over to today—Lelaina Pierce (Ryder) and her friends Troy Dyer (Hawke), Vickie Milner (Garofalo) and Sammy Gray (Zahn) parade in distinct variations of Generation X garb. There’s the lunchbox-as-a-purse-wielding blunt-banged promiscuous but independent woman (who secretly works for The Gap), the androgynous pretty-girl who hides under blanket-sized cardigans and a haircut that matches her male best friend’s, the male best friend who thinks he is Kurt Cobain, and the funny seemingly-straight (not in a straight-gay way) guy who tucks his shirt in all the time and turns out to be gay (in an actual gay way), and so on.

Released in 1994, Reality Bites confronts issues such as unemployment and the economic crisis, jobs vs. passion, homosexuality, AIDS, commercialism, commitment, relationships, and The Great Unknown. All of the characters are, in some way, flawed, with the exception being Michael Grates, played by first-time director, Ben Stiller. Clean-cut, financially stable and donning “expensive, snazzy Italian suits” and leather jackets, Stiller’s Michael is almost the foil of the other characters, who are undoubtedly the centerpiece of this whole film.

Dressed in mostly ill-fitting clothes with weird prints, cuts and styles, Laney and her friends are representative of the 90s, or what I’d like to believe as the age of exploration. It’s almost as if, having been going through their own respective crises of identity, wearing decidedly different and unconventional clothing is one way of figuring out exactly who they are.

It’s hard to talk about Reality Bites on a style level, because there’s just so many aspects of the film that is inseparable from it. Much of the “style,” so to speak, comes from parts not necessarily connected with fashion. From the snappy, cynical dialogue, that is also both gritty and honest, to the soundtrack, to the references that would go probably go over the heads of “normal people,” Reality Bites is so characteristic of its time. Imbued with the spirit of the life and times of the 90s, as well as the feeling (and panic) of the place we’ve all come love and know as Coming Of Age (both ages of exploration), Reality Bites deals with confusion and uncertainty.

It speaks about the discovery of what is real, in the light of those things that are not, highlighting the struggle of keeping things that mean something to you real and pure. Laney is irrevocably against consumerism and materialism, often taking jabs at people she cares about by commenting on their lifestyles, hurting them without meaning to.

There is a certain resonance to be found even in (or rather, especially in) the heavily flawed characters, who tend to make mountains out of molehills. Reality Bites exists as a backdrop, where a certain quality of independence is asserted by those who are fundamentally lost and dependent on gas cards, where there is an irrevocable declaration of the pursuit of what is real and true notwithstanding the confusion caused by the major life changes and the consequent inner turmoil.

What makes Reality Bites a “stylish” movie isn’t necessarily the style that it presents, because it really isn’t a film that makes it a point to put forth or advocate some certain way of dressing. But because it so accurately mirrors and represents a generation and an age that is so specific, it becomes important and relevant, stylistically and culturally. The way it embodies the 90s, like a Time Capsule, from the aesthetics to the social issues, to how the people lived then, is what makes it something else, what makes it worth watching. It’s what makes it matter.

Reality Bites was released 16 years ago, and the same issues and concerns are still plaguing society today. Their sensibilities have somehow rooted into how we deal with and react to the same unanswered questions, the same grey areas. We are still trapped in this cycle of discontent, and while Reality Bites offers no straight answers, it at least teaches us how to cope.

(And of course, there are lots of florals and shoulder-pads. What are the 90s without those?)